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Fri Sep-16-05 03:37 PM
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They just piss me off
And you?
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Fri Sep-16-05 03:38 PM
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You might want to see a doctor, I think your pipes are reversed.
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Fri Sep-16-05 03:41 PM
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Fri Sep-16-05 03:41 PM
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2. They are very handy... |
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Otherwise us guys would be doing number 2 through our, uh...well, you get the picture...can you image something the size of a golf ball coming through the length of your...you know...
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Fri Sep-16-05 03:42 PM
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4. Is this about me again? Because I can change. |
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Fri Sep-16-05 03:47 PM
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7. No, you won't, you just keep saying that! |
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Fri Sep-16-05 03:51 PM
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8. I've turned over a new leaf. No more cigarettes, no more Freeper hookers. |
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Fri Sep-16-05 03:53 PM
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Fri Sep-16-05 03:54 PM
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13. Yeah, sure, right. Anything you say. |
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Fri Sep-16-05 04:12 PM
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15. okay, ALMOST no Freeper hookers. |
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Fri Sep-16-05 08:00 PM
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22. Okay, I ALMOST believe you! |
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Fri Sep-16-05 10:48 PM
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24. Freeper hookers always want to charge me extra when I go over |
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the traditional slobbering drunk 33 seconds. Fortunately, foreplay isn't expected. :evilgrin: Also, no kissing, there's something just gross about Pall Mall breath.
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Fri Sep-16-05 10:51 PM
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25. From the Red Green Show, the man's pledge: "I'm a man. But I can change. |
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If I have to.... I guess."
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Fri Sep-16-05 03:46 PM
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5. They can be useful at times. |
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Fri Sep-16-05 03:47 PM
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6. Just tell me what I did wrong THIS TIME |
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Fri Sep-16-05 03:51 PM
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college, my father told me that no matter where I went, I would come across at least one asshole. He said when I did, to just walk away because you just can't reason with a fool. He was right.
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Fri Sep-16-05 03:53 PM
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12. You met Matcom at college? |
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Fri Sep-16-05 04:19 PM
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probably the first one I ran into!!!
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Fri Sep-16-05 03:53 PM
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11. Me too...they taste like shit. |
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Fri Sep-16-05 07:16 PM
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Fri Sep-16-05 04:05 PM
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14. So Goatse Guy links are out of question? (nt) |
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Edited on Fri Sep-16-05 04:05 PM by Commie Pinko Dirtbag
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Fri Sep-16-05 05:06 PM
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gotta problem?
Not to mention, poo comes out of them, too.
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Fri Sep-16-05 05:14 PM
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18. Then don't move to the country. |
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Oh! This is my subject. I've spent my entire life subjected to assholes. Some assholes are even nice.
Here's perfect example-
My neighbor has four dogs that he keeps cramped on his porch. When he's gone, they bark. And bark. So a half a year after I moved here, I finally decided to call animal control. Well, the guy with the dogs comes over all friendly and everything. "I'll do something. I'll do something." Well not only did he do absolutely nothing, but the guy went and called the sheriff, and they both came over the next morning. The asshole would rather call his buddy the sheriff with some bullshit story, than try to be considerate of his neighbors. And I'm not the only neighbor who's bothered, just the only one with vigilance enough to do something about it. A DUer, in other words. So now I have a neighbor who's an asshole, and a sheriff I wouldn't dare call for any reason. Great! What a way to be welcomed into my new neighborhood.
This is not the first time I've encountered this. And in fact, the lesson to be learned is that when people move to the country, they believe they can do whatever they want, even if it bothers someone else, unimpeded.
I could go on. But I've already exceeded my obligatory one sentence forum response.
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Fri Sep-16-05 05:17 PM
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19. I love mine. It works perfectly, even after all these years. |
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Fri Sep-16-05 05:43 PM
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but I figure if it stops working I can just bag it.
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Fri Sep-16-05 10:20 PM
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23. always preferred vaginas....... |
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