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Fri Sep-16-05 05:05 PM
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Post your lame-ass inanities here, |
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so as to not offend the lounge critics and strikers.
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Fri Sep-16-05 05:07 PM
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1. I'm not sure if anything is inoffensive today |
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It's rather volatile in here. :nuke:
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Dave Reynolds
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Fri Sep-16-05 05:11 PM
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Damn, it's the weekend, kids!
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Fri Sep-16-05 05:11 PM
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Hey, be nice, because, wherever you go, there you are
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Dave Reynolds
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Fri Sep-16-05 05:12 PM
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Edited on Fri Sep-16-05 05:12 PM by Dave Reynolds
That's my guess.
Oh, and welcome to DU!
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Fri Sep-16-05 05:14 PM
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Sat Sep-17-05 10:37 AM
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49. Underneath my clothes, I'm naked. |
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I thought you would want to know.
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Fri Sep-16-05 05:14 PM
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Fri Sep-16-05 05:18 PM
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Thank you for reminding me to toss London Calling into my CD player
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Fri Sep-16-05 05:22 PM
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:D My screen name, my avatar or my sig line? Or all of the above?
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Fri Sep-16-05 05:43 PM
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Your screen name. I don't recognize your avatar and I don't know of any connections between the Clash and Joan Baez
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Fri Sep-16-05 05:47 PM
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17. You don't have to repost what I said (FYI) |
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My avatar is a picture of Joe Strummer and "Ignore Alien Orders" was a sticker Joe had on his favorite telecaster (as seen in the Rock the Casbah video). :D
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Fri Sep-16-05 06:06 PM
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I've been exposed as a poseur, someone whose knowledge of the Clash isn't as extensive as what I'd like to pretend it is. All I know is what I learned from reading Lester Bangs.
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Fri Sep-16-05 07:44 PM
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31. Lester Bangs! I love Lester Bangs. |
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even if HE is a bit of a poseur. You need to read "Let Fury Have the Hour" - it's a great book. And, I won't fault you for not being totally Clashified. :D I admire and respect you anyway :loveya:
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Fri Sep-16-05 05:13 PM
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5. If bush** ain't the greatest president in the universe I ain't a gay man! |
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There...my inanity..or is that inanitie?? :shrug:
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Dave Reynolds
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Fri Sep-16-05 05:16 PM
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insanity, inanities, and other -ities.
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Fri Sep-16-05 05:23 PM
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Fri Sep-16-05 05:26 PM
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13. It happens.................n/t |
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Fri Sep-16-05 05:27 PM
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14. Some people think it's funny, |
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but it's really brown and...
oh, never mind.
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Fri Sep-16-05 05:25 PM
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12. Why don't you take a short walk on a long pier? |
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Clam up oyster down...make like a tree and get outta here...
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Dave Reynolds
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Fri Sep-16-05 05:28 PM
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I make like a hockey stick and get the puck out?
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Fri Sep-16-05 05:48 PM
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18. I like to drink water. |
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It's good for me. (That inane enough?)
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Fri Sep-16-05 06:04 PM
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Next step will be to make it a thread topic!
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Fri Sep-16-05 05:56 PM
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19. Me Winning the Mega Millions Lottery |
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"Hey, It could Happen"
"Angels in the Outfield."
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Dave Reynolds
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Fri Sep-16-05 06:06 PM
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21. I am not sharing the Mega Millions, |
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I'm gonna buy a yacht and become a repuke.
Now wait, I'm gonna stick an icepick through my brainstem now.
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Fri Sep-16-05 06:08 PM
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Edited on Fri Sep-16-05 06:12 PM by Liberalynn
no law that rich people have to become Repukes. ;-)
If I win I am making a huge donation to our Dems and then I am opening my German Shepard rescue. I am also going to get a big screen TV and a whole bunch of DVDs and books. I've always wanted a house with a library in it. I'm also going to become a hermit in my home and have everything delivered.
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Fri Sep-16-05 06:11 PM
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our German Shep came from a rescue in West Virginia.
I myself would probably go with a Mustang horse rescue.
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Fri Sep-16-05 06:14 PM
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Mustangs are beautiful. Thank you for giving a Shepard a home. I love those dogs.
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Fri Sep-16-05 06:18 PM
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26. I've said it before, and I'll say it again: |
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Fri Sep-16-05 07:10 PM
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so is pie. And cake. And pancakes.
Now I'm hungry.
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Fri Sep-16-05 06:21 PM
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27. Ahora caga la aguila. |
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Fri Sep-16-05 07:12 PM
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Um...what did you say?
(Sadly monolingual American here).
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Fri Sep-16-05 09:31 PM
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Literal translation: Today the eagle is shitting.
I love it!
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Fri Sep-16-05 10:56 PM
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My wife is the spanish speaker in the house, but all I learned was just enough to get me shot.
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Fri Sep-16-05 07:37 PM
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Fri Sep-16-05 07:52 PM
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I have had to go to "no added sugar" ice cream. x(
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Fri Sep-16-05 08:31 PM
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37. Actually it was Haagen Dazs Vanilla |
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Frozen yougurt-but it's as good as most other ice creams...
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Fri Sep-16-05 08:37 PM
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39. I may say to hell with the Splenda |
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Fri Sep-16-05 07:54 PM
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33. Say what? Well, I never! |
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Fri Sep-16-05 08:07 PM
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Let's go have a mink sammich!
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Fri Sep-16-05 08:14 PM
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35. ROFLMFBO! Sure, and maybe some ermine dumplings? |
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Fri Sep-16-05 08:16 PM
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And for dessert: Chinchilla fritters!
:woohoo:
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Fri Sep-16-05 08:35 PM
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38. Hey, way cool! Then the furriers won't be wasting... |
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the carcass and everybody's happy! :-)
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Fri Sep-16-05 08:53 PM
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40. "I never drive faster than I can see" |
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Total mind fart--- I can't recall the movie.The actor was Kirk Russell."Big Trouble In Little China"?maybe
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Fri Sep-16-05 09:22 PM
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41. I am drawing a blank, as well. |
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Fri Sep-16-05 09:30 PM
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42. "ROTFL! Saw "Wedding Crashers" tonight - fucking hilarious and brilliant!" |
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Fri Sep-16-05 10:57 PM
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thrilled with said flick.
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Fri Sep-16-05 11:04 PM
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48. It had potential, but it slipped into tired formula |
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The first 20 minutes were clever and amusing... the last 70 minutes has been done a hundred times.
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Fri Sep-16-05 10:48 PM
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44. Isn't everything I post a lame-ass inanity? |
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Fri Sep-16-05 10:58 PM
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Inanity maybe, but not lame-ass!
:P
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