Fun Things To Do If You Are Bored At Walmart

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

( don't mind me , I am bored . Yes it came from a high schooler , I find some of them funny . Edited because I can't type or spell. )

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares,...and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?

9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible'.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!"

15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly "There's no toilet paper in here".

[Philostopher]

1. I've seen these before but ...

thanks for posting them -- they are funny. I especially like #13 -- that one always makes me laugh out loud, if I haven't seen these in a while.

[Atman]

2. True Bored in Wal Mart Story

In September, I was in one of those giant super mega Wal Marts in Beaver County PA (no, I didn't eat at Chi Chi's), waiting for my wife and a friend, who were looking for something to wear to a party that night (there are no stores other than Wal Mart in Beaver, PA).

I spotted this horrendous pimp coat, long, with fur-lined cuffs and neckline. And a full-on Huggy-bear hat. I tried 'em on, and strutted like a foo' over to the aisle where my wife and her friend were...I turned the corner and said Yo Baby!...to some woman I'd never seen before in my life!

She gave me the look you might expect, but fortunately didn't call security!

I tried to pretend I meant to do that...to look cool, you know? So I strutted over to the next aisle, sure I'd heard their voice. They weren't there. I kept strutting, and got lost in this giant store, sure my wife was around every next corner. By the time I found them, I was halfway across the store and had scared the bejeezus out of several local Beaverites!

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

4. Lol !

I am laughing so hard right now .

[peekaloo]

3. Switch the Ellen Degeneres/Bill O'Reilly bookcovers.

:o

[zizzer]

5. bored at work while working for Wal~Mart

I worked for the Evil place one summer many years ago.

I had been the night watch man for a stint and then got moved to days and inside, which I guess was cool.

So there I am in my first week, learning to use the phones etc and a call comes in. I answered all sicky sweat and all, found out what the person was looking for, some other department. SO I went to place them on hold. Well, of course I hot the wrong button and the little light that showed the line they were on went dark. In my frustration I uttered that phrase so popular among us Americans, "Oh SHIT!" right into the hand set of the phone. Realizing just as it escaped my mouth that the button I had pushed had in fact been the store intercom and EVERY SINGLE FUCKING person in that store heard my lament.

Ahhhh ... the mayhem that ensued. I never did come clean and the speculation ran for days as to who did it and what would be done when found out. Noone was ever actualy accused let alone reprimanded.

Ahhh,

Zizzer

[TreasonousBastard]

6. A true story of K-Mart Revenge.

Well, sort of.

The hero of this story had eaten something dreadful a bit earlier, and while perusing the wares in an empty aisle, felt the dreaded "vapors" arising. Or, rather, descending.

A long and mournful wail of gas escaping from the nether regions, and a horrendous stench it was. Since there was no air movement, the greenish-brown cloud was happily eating the labels off the wares, and it was about then our hero heard voices in the next aisle.

Making a rapid escape just as the voices were turning into the ravaged way, he got three aisles over, and heard

"god-DAMN! Watchoo do?"

"Not me!"

"Hadda be you!"

And then left, as the argument ensued. With only small puffs of the evil gas following him.

(A WMD if there ever was one.)

[HEyHEY]

7. ever played gap tag?

I love that game