catnhatnh
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Fri Sep-16-05 10:40 PM
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OK...my first Lounge post... |
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Edited on Fri Sep-16-05 10:47 PM by catnhatnh
...I LOVE translations of instructions from Chinese...especially when they suck! From the first time I read that "to lubricate the parts is a very maintenance activity" I was hooked. So imagine my delight with THIS purchase-a package of blue dye/deodorant tablets to be placed in my toilet, purchased from a local "dollar" store:
1. can cleanout the dirt, incrustations of closes tool (the edge part of the basin, inside, inner walls, and all parts even the whole water system. 2.each time the blue comes out can make the great cleanliness function. 3.spread the fresh fragrance, eliminate the bad smell, keep the fresh sweetness smell. 4.in the normal condition, can use more than one month.
1.dilacerate the bright plastic box. 2.put in the water tank, can be disolved in water. 3.close the water tank, about 10 minutes,will have great function.
1.keep away from children,without using the crack basin. 2.be affected by hot water and rigidity water.
There it is,the full instructions,verbatim, and I doubt I've ever enjoyed a dollar purchase more.Top me or don't-buy them, trade them, collect them-the literature of the future...enjoy!
Edited to add a space between what appeared to be a run on word...they don't need my help...
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Fri Sep-16-05 10:42 PM
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you should photograph that for www.engrish.com
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Fri Sep-16-05 10:42 PM
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That's hysterical... what the heck is 'dilacerate'? De-lacerate? Put back together?
I assume you've memorized www.engrish.com by this point ;)
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Fri Sep-16-05 10:45 PM
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6. 2 post,Both Engrish.... |
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and no but I'm going there soon....I ASSUME it means "open the package"...but give me YOUR best take....
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Fri Sep-16-05 10:51 PM
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8. Yeah, that's what I assume, too |
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Make sure you're not drinking anything when you visit Engrish... you may ruin your keyboard :)
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Fri Sep-16-05 10:52 PM
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9. I was just going to recommend that site. |
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Sat Sep-17-05 08:21 PM
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32. Shouldn't that be 'hirarious'? |
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Sun Sep-18-05 03:32 AM
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39. Hehe. Thanks for the laugh :-) |
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Fri Sep-16-05 11:49 PM
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22. I love that site; I got my own Engrish story from when I lived in Okinawa: |
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I was at a Karaoke bar, and instead of Blondie's "Heart of Glass," it had "Heart of Grass."
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Fri Sep-16-05 10:43 PM
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3. LOL - great first Lounge post! |
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And welcome!! I had about as many posts as you did before I ventured in here! It is a great place to unwind - just ignore the stuff that makes no sense to you (some people unwind a lot weirder than others!).
:hi:
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Fri Sep-16-05 10:53 PM
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Edited on Fri Sep-16-05 10:55 PM by catnhatnh
...I just read the instructions and the humor overwhelmed me.Its late here in the Northeast and I had to share...I hadn't been here before but hoped humor was appropriate here and the replies tell me, yep-RIGHT PLACE...again thanks..
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Fri Sep-16-05 10:57 PM
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11. You are most welcome, darlin'! |
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And believe me, your first Lounge post is faring far better than mine did (or my second, or third, or fourth - but I kept coming back, and eventually wore the Lounge folks down and they started posting back!)
Just tell me this...what the heck is a crack basin?
:rofl:
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Fri Sep-16-05 11:01 PM
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12. My first thought was.... |
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Edited on Fri Sep-16-05 11:47 PM by catnhatnh
...very much like Crocodile Dundeee's (Paul Hogan's) take on "two dunnys" in the bathroom...or am I wrong? Edited: to reflect that he said "to wash your backside,right?"
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Fri Sep-16-05 10:44 PM
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4. only two ways to react |
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with humour (this is quite funny)
or frustration. Frankly my older mother who is flustered by technical explanations (the booklets that come with electronics) would find this frustrating enough to give up.
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Fri Sep-16-05 10:44 PM
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"keep away from children,without using the crack basin"
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Fri Sep-16-05 10:46 PM
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7. That's really fucking funny! |
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How do I "dilacerate" something? That's some fine entertainment for a dollar.
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Fri Sep-16-05 11:06 PM
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13. Some one told me that the instructions on a curling iron |
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warned against inserting it into any orifices. I wonder who was the doofus who prompted this warning!
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Fri Sep-16-05 11:09 PM
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15. Well that's one for captain obvious. nt. |
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Fri Sep-16-05 11:09 PM
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14. Have great function In Lounge......... |
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Crack Basin available, no harm children.....
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Fri Sep-16-05 11:15 PM
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16. hilarious!! Great thread. Recommended too!! |
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thanks .. and welcome to DU, I've not seen you before.
:hi:
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Fri Sep-16-05 11:27 PM
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Edited on Fri Sep-16-05 11:30 PM by catnhatnh
...I normally hang out in the "more serious" forums and have only been at DU for less than a year..but this is both my first Lounge post and my first recommendation...GEE, I'm blushing here... ...edited to add...I didn't even know a lounge post COULD be recommended...
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Fri Sep-16-05 11:32 PM
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18. Serious forums get tedious sometimes..Gotta unwind and kick back |
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Fri Sep-16-05 11:42 PM
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19. If this be blasphemy... |
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...make the most of it???
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Fri Sep-16-05 11:45 PM
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20. Thanks for doing that - I just recommended it too! |
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Fri Sep-16-05 11:51 PM
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...I got more recommends by mistake than on purpose....go figure
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Fri Sep-16-05 11:54 PM
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And keep coming back to the Lounge!
AND keep going back to GD - no matter what anyone around here says - and LBN, and GDP, and all the other great forums here! DU is such a fantastic and diverse community, isn't it?
:D
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Fri Sep-16-05 11:49 PM
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21. hm, seems turnabout IS fair play, "Coke Adds Life" translated into... |
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'coke brings back your dead ancestors' :rofl: when launched on the mainland. welcome to the lounge, catnhatnh :thumbsup:
:hi: :kick: :patriot:
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catnhatnh
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Fri Sep-16-05 11:56 PM
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25. And the Chevy Nova... |
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..in spanish translates into "no va" or " it doesn't go"....sold much better in spanish speaking countries when they renamed it the Chevy "Caribe"...
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Sat Sep-17-05 12:06 AM
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26. proof again, madison ave. ad execs can in no way justify... |
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their exorbitant salaries in that their one-size-fits-all, jingle-istic 'product' is in no way transferable on a global, or universal scale
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Sat Sep-17-05 11:12 AM
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27. Shameless morning self kick.... |
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...cuz it STILL looks funny-even sober...
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Sat Sep-17-05 11:31 AM
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28. Great post catnhatnh, one more recommendation and it will be on the |
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greatest page. :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:
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Sat Sep-17-05 11:39 AM
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29. Thanks and hugs....n/t |
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Sat Sep-17-05 08:06 PM
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It's his first Lounge post, and all. (I ruffle catnhatnh's hair condescendingly.)
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Sat Sep-17-05 08:01 PM
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30. Selfish final self kick...N/t |
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Sat Sep-17-05 08:22 PM
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33. Welcome to the Lounge! |
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Sat Sep-17-05 08:38 PM
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34. I hope you don't actually use it in your tank |
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It'll erode the rubber seal and give you a constantly-leaking toilet. In other words:
1. It dilacerates the rubber closes tool in the water tank 2. each time the blue come out make the great leakiness function
Then its time for the crack basin!
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Sat Sep-17-05 08:57 PM
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35. I need some of that rigidity water |
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Sat Sep-17-05 11:08 PM
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36. Sounds kinda like some recent state of the union addresses. |
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Sun Sep-18-05 12:15 AM
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37. Well, that's it.--back to the dollar store I go! |
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That IS THE BEST EVER. Brilliant. Thanks for sharing.
...Now where did my crack basin go?...
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Sun Sep-18-05 12:33 AM
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38. Send to Jay Leno for his Monday night headlines segment.. |
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Edited on Sun Sep-18-05 12:33 AM by Verve
If he doesn't use it there, he'll likely use it for his segment that finds similar screw ups at the dollar store.
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