Noting like rolling into your hometown, gagging on smoke from a bog fire

[HEyHEY]

Spending a little time at your Dad's b-day party only to become bored... then head to a local pub only to walk in the door and see the worst harpie, evil bitch of an ex-girlfriend you ever had sitting at one of the tables.

Ah, DU and a movie is looking nice right now

[LaraMN]

1. BTDT

Replace "bog fire" with "paper mill stench" and "worst harpie, evil bitch of an ex-girlfriend" with "psychotic, obsessive stalker creep of an ex-boyfriend," and you'd have my parallel experience.

[texanwitch]

2. Try living in Houston where you can see the air.

:scared: :hi:

[LaraMN]

3. That can't be good.

You need to move.

[texanwitch]

4. I will be gone in a few years, townhouses are all over the neighborhood.

I wiil get a good price for my property and build my house on my land in the country.

People jog for their health here.:sarcasm: