What would have made "Airplane II" a better movie?

[Deja Q]

:D

[billyskank]

1. Nothing. Airplane II is perfection in comedy movies!

That rare thing. A sequel better than the original. :D

[Deja Q]

3. Quite!

I'm also shocked that the gag of a guy striking a woman after somebody yelling in a commanding tone "Stryker!" wasn't used in the first one...

Of course, the first one had more nekkid b00bie references so the misogyny wouldn't be appropriate...

[billyskank]

4. It still makes me wet myself now

when all those guerillas with machine guns and rocket launchers walk through the metal detector unharrassed and then the security guards grab the old lady and start frisking her! :rofl:

Imagine if we had movies by the Zucker brothers today; no Bush administration fascism would be able to survive in the face of that kind of ridicule. :)

[jeff30997]

5. Well,the Bush administration IS a real life Zucker brothers movie .

[billyskank]

6. I'm not laughing at it

That's the problem. If we were able to laugh at them, Bush would have been impeached within months of 911.

[mockmonkey]

13. David Zucker

directed an Anti-Kerry ad in the 2004 election.

http://www.clubforgrowth.net

[billyskank]

14. Ah well there you go

:shrug:

[BigMcLargehuge]

2. you think you've for problems?

I'm down here with a million little lights and they're blinking and flashing and flashing and blinking and they... just... won't... stop!

[Darth_Kitten]

7. It should have been a lot better...

a really bad sequel. :(

[Cannikin]

8. Shat. Definately more Shat.

[leftofthedial]

9. LOTS more nudity

[DS1]

10. more tits and ass

[Darth_Kitten]

11. More *** and ass

and better acting....

Edited :) But we gals really deserve to see some better packages on screen, because what is good for the goose is good for the gander.

[DS1]

12. how about both?

dicks and ass don't bother me, I just prefer the alternative :-)