What would you want to say if one day you saw God at the Pearly Gates?

[Crazy Guggenheim]

[blonndee]

1. Okay I'll bite.

I'd say: Are you really such an asshole, or are you really like I hoped you would be?



Edited for verb tenses to agree...

[Crazy Guggenheim]

2. LOL.

[Heidi]

3. "Thanks for being patient with me . . ." (nt)

[Heidi]

4. Also, "Hi! Have you seen Wetzelbill?" (nt)

[Crazy Guggenheim]

5. He's say "No. Not recently. He's with C.G., WCGreen and Floogeldy"

:rofl:

[Heidi]

6. "They're smokin' and lookin' at girly magazines out behind the barn." nt

[Crazy Guggenheim]

7. "But C.G. has the best cigars."

[Heidi]

8. "And they're all wearing tuxedos, if you can imagine! See for yourself."

[Crazy Guggenheim]

9. Now you got the idea. "I can't tell you what the other stuff is."

Yes I did edit it!

[Heidi]

10. .

Too much information. :blush:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

11. NOT!

Hmmm...methinks you just stepped onto some very thin ice, my dear Crazy.......

:scared:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

12. I didn't say anything!

:applause: :hide: :popcorn: :woohoo: :rofl: :spray: :beer:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

13. Oh yeah? well, baby, I did see it...and I am NOT

hallucinating!

Thank you for editing that little tidbit out....whew....

Let's not go pushing the envelope any more than necessary, OK?


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[WCGreen]

28. How did you know.....

Damn, woman.......

BTW, there was one of you with your face plastered to a copy machine....

Nerd Boys all over cyber world are checking out their little hard drives as we speak....

Just kidding.... I would never post your picture on FriendsofGeeks.org......

[RevCheesehead]

14. "Aren't you supposed to be on a throne or something?"

either that, or "Nice to see ya, Mom."

[Crazy Guggenheim]

16. "Hey! Where's ya crown and stuff? I don't hear any harps."

[5thGenDemocrat]

15. I guess I'd say what Steve Martin said

"Hey -- in college they said this was all BULLSHIT!"
John
Just before meeting the guy with the pitchfork, presumably.

[applegrove]

17. Why?

[Crazy Guggenheim]

18. Yeah!

[LaraMN]

19. Why do they all think you're a man? n/m

[applegrove]

20. Why did you create sociopaths?

[LaraMN]

21. Why did you let them take elections?

huh? why?

[Crazy Guggenheim]

22. "Cats or yaks?"

[IChing]

23. pearl jam

daughter

at the pearly gates

[Mojambo]

24. Sorry I didn't believe in you.

No hard feelings?

[Az]

25. Huh... linguini? Who knew?

All praise the FSM!

[Crazy Guggenheim]

26. What's the FSM? Free Speech Movement?

[Az]

27. Prepare yourself

FSM=Flying Spaghetti Monster. It is the figure head of a new religion called Pastafafianism. Find out more here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster

[Crazy Guggenheim]

29. Thank you!

[Parrcrow]

30. Where's St Peter? He's got my backstage pass!

O8)

[SKKY]

31. "Damn! So, you're telling me the Mormons had it all along???"

[Crazy Guggenheim]

32. I was going to say something about them .........

[Lethe]

33. so whats the deal with the Duck Billed Platypus anyway?

were you like, high, that day or somethin?

[Crazy Guggenheim]

34. Welcome to DU ikhor!

[OldEurope]

35. Allahoo Akbar! Or perhaps:

:wtf: am I doing here, I don´t believe that you exist.

[radwriter0555]

36. "I TOLD you to quit FOLLOWING me!"

Damn.

I hate stockers.

[matcom]

37. If your out of Scotch, i'm heading downstairs

[Az]

38. Hey ... um.... where are

Ghandi, Carl Sagan, Douglas Adams, Barry White, Frank Zappa, John Lennon, George C Scott, John Chancelor, Richard Burton, Marcello Mastroianni, Charels Schultz, Gene Roddenberry, Isaac Asimov, Richard Feynman, Burt Lancaster, Gene Kelly, Quentin Crisp, Katherine Hepburn, Robert Heinlein, Jean Paul Sartre, George Orwell, Walt Disney, Luis Buneuel, Noel Coward, Ernest Hemingway, Aldous Huxley, HP Lovecraft, Charlie Chaplin, Alfred Hitchcock, Irving Berlin, Diego Rivera, DH Lawrence, Margret Sanger, HL Mencken, WC Fields, Albert Eintstein, Rober Frost, Bertrand Russell, Ralph Vaughn Williams, Marcel Proust, Frank Loyd Wright, Marie Curie, HG Wells, Pierre Curie, Clarence Darrow, George Bernard Shaw, Sigmund Freud, Luther Burbank, Thomas Edison, Friedrich Nietzsche, Ambrose Bierce, Thomas Hardy, Mark Twain, Robert Ingersoll, Thoms Huxley, Susan B Anthony, Walt Whitman, Edgar Allen Poe, and Charles Darwin. Cuz I don't see them around here. Place is gonna suck without people like them around.