Wapsie B
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Mon Sep-19-05 02:02 AM
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* Smart man + smart woman = romance * Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy * Dumb man + smart woman = affair * Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage * Smart boss + smart employee = profit * Smart boss + dumb employee = production * Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion * Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money that his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all. Married men live longer than single man, but married men are a lot more willing to die. Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering thesame thing. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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Mon Sep-19-05 02:30 AM
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1. Discuss.....OK...there's a lot of stuff here, my dear bwa....... |
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I'm inclined to agree with you on them....
At least partly because I'm tired and need to be in bed, asleep...
The additions at the top, I agree with completely...
The dollar amounts below, are a bit harder...and will have to wait till I've had some substantial sleeping in order to figure them out!
How can you think so clearly when the hour is so late/early?
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Wapsie B
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Mon Sep-19-05 03:02 AM
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2. Oh I found that joke posted elsewhere. |
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Yes it is getting late.
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