Humorless people

[jpgray]

[Magrittes Pipe]

1. You're just like a FReeper!

:cry:

[jpgray]

3. Only I don't post in GD as much (nt)

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[progmom]

2. is this supposed to be some kind of a joke??

:grr:

[Misunderestimator]

4. Yeah really....

:eyes:

[jpgray]

6. It's supposed to be the most brilliant thread ever

It's supposed to receive many replies which all should validate my ego. But then I've seen you on some all-night reply jags, and it ain't pretty.

[hfojvt]

5. which came first?

The humourless person, or the totally unfunny joke? :dilemma:
Just because your last half a dozen "jokes" bombed, does not mean that people are humourless. You may need better material or delivery.

[jpgray]

7. Wait,. so this thread is really about me?

:cry:

[hfojvt]

11. well I was thinking of my last six "jokes"

My "jokes" are like things that make people go "huh?" Of course I think they are like humour home runs that go sailing over everyone's heads. Maybe they would be funnier if I went for groin shots instead of home runs. The masses love to see a guy get hit in the nads and writhe in pain. Just check out "America's funniest home videos."

[kick-ass-bob]

8. just don't talk about poisoning mice.

:7

[jackelope72]

18. Funny you should say that.

Here's a joke my 9-year-old brother told me.

Q: What's the best way to poison a mouse?

A: Stick some catnip in his cheese.

He thought it was the most hilarious joke in the history of the world. :shrug:

[Malikshah]

9. Can it be done in a stadium a la Margaret Atwood

and the Handmaid's Tale?? ;)

[RandomKoolzip]

12. I like U2!

[Magrittes Pipe]

13. Who doesn't?

[RandomKoolzip]

14. People who suck, that's who!

If you don't like U2, you deserved to be reamed by a radioactive woodchuck, you simp!

[jpgray]

17. I'm more of a gummy tyst than a simp

Where do I fit in?

[RandomKoolzip]

19. Hopefully you fit in in the U2 fan club!

Because people who don't like U2 are hateful hating haters.

Oh, and they're jealous, too. Because Bonno is so sexy and with-it.

Do you agree?

[El Fuego]

15. They should: stay out of the freakin' lounge

[Lars39]

16. Turf war!!!

:popcorn:

[BobBoudelangFan69]

20. And Now For Something Completely Different.

pblat

Wink, wink, nod, nod, wink

Hey. You know what I mean? Hey, wink, wink.

[redqueen]

21. Beavers

[arwalden]

22. Other: Should Be Tormented And Taunted.

[jpgray]

23. Thank you for explaining your other

:patriot:

[ghostsofgiants]

25. By the ghosts of Bill Hicks and Sam Kinison, no less

[no name no slogan]

24. Why do you hate America?