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prole_for_peace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-19-05 02:25 PM
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Make'em happy - joke
The President, the First Lady and Dick Cheney are flying on Air Force One.
George looks at Laura, chuckles and says, "You know, I could throw a $1,000.00 bill out the window right now and make somebody very happy."

Laura shrugs her shoulders and says, "Well, I could throw ten $100.00
bills out the window and make 10 people very happy"

Cheney says, "Of course then, I could throw one-hundred $10.00 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy."

The union pilot rolls his eyes, looks at all of them and whispers to his co-pilot,
"Such big shots back there..... hell, I could throw all of them out the window and make 300 million people very happy."
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