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Mon Sep-19-05 10:09 PM
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| Does anyone know the best way to make molotov cocktails? |
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I have all these empty Heineken bottles accummulating and I'm getting sick of the hype by the local media about this damn tropical storm/hurricane.
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Mon Sep-19-05 10:11 PM
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| 1. Any bets on how long it takes to get this locked? |
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Mon Sep-19-05 10:12 PM
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| 2. As long as nobody mentions sex |
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Mon Sep-19-05 10:29 PM
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| 3. I prefer socks for wicks, |
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but with the price of gas, who can afford to make 'em?
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Mon Sep-19-05 11:24 PM
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Mon Sep-19-05 10:29 PM
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| 4. This proved it. You guys are all a bunch of pacifists. |
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I think I will just go out and deal with the media without the molotovs.
Bastards standing down the street with the wind blowing through their hair, as if they're risking their lives telling us the hurricane is several hours away.
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| ScreamingMeemie
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Mon Sep-19-05 10:30 PM
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| 6. Someday we're going to see an idiotic reporter get brained on live |
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Mon Sep-19-05 10:35 PM
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| 9. Can you imagine what it would do for the ratings? |
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I'm surprised the execs haven't thought of it yet.
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Mon Sep-19-05 10:37 PM
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Perhaps they have...and it didn't "work out" right yet. ;)
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Mon Sep-19-05 10:38 PM
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| 14. I'm surprised Geraldo hasn't volunteered |
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That would be right up his alley.
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Mon Sep-19-05 10:29 PM
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| 5. I betcha "somebody" "somewhere" has jumped on this.... |
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Mon Sep-19-05 10:31 PM
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all the threats to call Homeland Security or ATF on us poor li'l moonbats....
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Mon Sep-19-05 10:31 PM
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| 8. Probably Homeland Security |
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Guantanamo, here I come. Just let me finish those last few beers.
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Mon Sep-19-05 10:35 PM
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| 10. But I hear the food is really good there, |
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just ask a freep, they'll tell ya it's Club Med, but with orange jumpsuits.
Shit, where do I sign up?
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Mon Sep-19-05 10:36 PM
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| 11. So good they're all on a fucking hunger strike right now |
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Mon Sep-19-05 10:40 PM
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| 16. Why, those ungrateful turrists! |
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Pickles spent so much time on the menu, too!
:sarcasm:
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Mon Sep-19-05 10:38 PM
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| 13. I'm sure Agent Mike is polite. |
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Mon Sep-19-05 10:39 PM
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| 15. three parts gin, one part molotov. shake and serve. |
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