Post here the type of hell that Matcom should be damned too

[LynneSin]

Personally I think it should in a small room where every single inch of wall, floor & ceiling space is covered with Thomas Kinkade crap with a Thomas Kinkade fan in the room telling him (matcom) why Thomas Kinkade is the master of all painters. All while mini-me Thomas Kinkades poke him with the Thomas Kinkade pocket knife

He should suffer through this for eternity.

That's what you get for posting all that crap artwork

[kick-ass-bob]

1. His shipments are already on the way.

:bounce::bounce:

[SOteric]

2. All the while

watching really hot babes do the nasty with Thomas Kincade.

[LynneSin]

4. Like Angie Harmon, I know he likes Angie Harmon

This:


Plus This:


with this watching:


Pure Hell for Matcom!

[matcom]

6. AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH

why do you make baby jesus cry :cry:

[LynneSin]

7. You need this gif don't you?

[matcom]

5. i'm sorry

but the Painter of Light does not fancy "hot babes" :eyes:

[BikeWriter]

3. Who is Matcom?

:shrug:

[gratuitous]

16. That's a great question

Unfortunately, I don't have a great answer. Some ne'er-do-well I suspect.

[BikeWriter]

20. Oh, okay. :-)

[Hugin]

8. See below.

[DS1]

9. All the Scotch, hot women, and XBOX he can handle

It's a fundie hell ;-)

[LynneSin]

10. Yes but in his personal hell

there is a hole in the bottom of the scotch bottle, the hot babes have the private parts of a barbie doll and the only game available on the X-Box is "Care Bears have a Picnic"

[matcom]

11. thank you kind sir. now i shall reward you with....

[LynneSin]

12. He has been your bestest friend here at DU

and you stab him in the back

Evil, pure evil

[BikeWriter]

13. Uh, that guy's beard is sort of short...

[underpants]

14. A scooter gang full of these guys

[Hugin]

15. Ah, being the evil Lounge Anti-deity...

This is *my* department.

*ahem*

Due to matcom's use of Thomas Kinkade artifacts to torture
Lounge readers.

Matcom will spend the everlasting eternity yelling "Thomas
Kinkade" at any moment of peak Ecstasy.

So on... so forth... blah... blah...

Oh, yes. This little jewel is to be included with any other
curses already earned or to be earned.

[underpants]

17. As Lounge Deity

I can live with that.

You buying?

[Hugin]

18. We make a great team!

:toast:

[edbermac]

19. Sex for all eternity with Barbara Bush...

:evilgrin:

[LynneSin]

21. Yes but which Barbara?

or



I mean, I think one isn't as severe as the other

[StaggerLee]

22. All eternity??

Man, that's gotta be like....12 more than Wilt Chamberlain and Magic combined!

Thasa lotta booty.

[miss_kitty]

23. Tess Smithville

[StaggerLee]

24. Is she wearing shammies?

WOw.