Well it's forty below

[no name no slogan]

Well it's forty below
And I don't give a fuck
Got a heater in my truck
And I'm off to the rodeo

It's an allamande left
And allamande right
C'mon you fuckin' dummy
Get your right step right
Get offstage you goddamn goof Y'know

you piss me off
You fucking jerk
Get on my nerves

Well here comes Johnny
With his pecker in his hand
He's a one-ball man
And he's off to the rodeo

It's an allamande left
And allamande right
C'mon you fuckin' dummy
Get your right step right
Get offstage you goddamn goof Y'know

you piss me off
You fucking jerk
Get on my nerves

[KitchenWitch]

1. ROFLMFAO

Love the Rodeo Song.

[madinmaryland]

2. hahaha "The Rodeo Song"

:rofl:

[Dave Reynolds]

3. My cousin was in a band,

they did a great version of that.

[no name no slogan]

4. During the '92 elections, I did a karaoke version w/ the candidates voices

Dubya's Daddy, The Big Dog and good ol' Ross Perot. I won several contests with it, and collected over $300 for it. I have a tape of it somewhere-- I should rip it to MP3 and pass it around...

[KitchenWitch]

6. I would love a copy of that!

[no name no slogan]

7. I'll dig for it and post it on my site (and link to it)

I'm sure I saved it during all my moves in the last 13 years :7

[malta blue]

5. haven't thought of that one in years,

and it still makes my laugh out loud.
:rofl:

[johnnie]

8. Years ago

Our band was asked to play in a parade for one of the "Homedays" celebrations they were having. We got ourselves a flatbed and a generator and rode in the parade. We did this song a few times through the parade..LOL. It was funny watching the people get into it like it was just another country tune.

[no name no slogan]

10. OMG-- THAT is funny

That's even funnier than how I first heard it. My dad played me a tape of it when I was about 10 years old. I never laughed so damned hard in all my life.

[Left Is Write]

9. I will now have this stuck in my head for the rest of the day.

:rofl: