I Am Your New Lounge MOD - Post Requests From Your New King Here

[matcom]

i've already promised FREE ice cream so don't bother with that one. what else do you request of your new master

(It will PROBABLY be granted) :P

[Zomby Woof]

1. I want coffee CONSTANTLY

DAMMIT.

[matcom]

9. DONE.

with the wave of my hand

[JimmyJazz]

2. nekkid hot tub parties on Friday nights?

:shrug:

[Hugin]

7. But, it'll melt the ice cream...

Daiquiri instead?

[matcom]

28. Daiquiri it is

i'm easy

[matcom]

11. sorry

only Monday's thru Thursday's

your King has to satisfy the Mrs on Friday's

[Mrs.Matcom]

46. Oh Pleeeeeeeze!

and that is not me begging!!!

[Hugin]

3. So many things... So little time.

Hmm...

[JVS]

4. A "Painful STD related sores support forum" as a lounge sub-forum

[matcom]

12. sorry

STD's bore me

BE GONE

[trof]

5. Nickel Scotch at Happy Hour?

Thanks.

[matcom]

13. The BLUE?

surely not the BLUE

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

6. we want sex threads

[sundog]

8. seconded

[matcom]

14. thirded

all sex all the time. in fact, you will be BANNED if you don't meet your sex-thread quota for the week.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

[Lady Freedom]

58. Skinner said No more sex threads!!!

And I think he means it!:scared:

[Liberalynn]

10. Send us all

Chocolate Chip Cookies and Impeach Dumbya

That's not too much to ask is it? ;)

[matcom]

15. the impeachment? no.

the cookies?

we'll see

[MN ChimpH8R]

16. Martinis!

Stoly, if you would. Shake the vodka over ice while staring intently at a picture of a bottle of vermouth. Straight up, with two jumbo olives stuffed with gorgonzola cheese.

[matcom]

18. if you make me look at Vermouth...

i'll refuse you. otherwise....

[jeff30997]

17. Please almighty matcom...

Stop my constipation problem .

[matcom]

19. i recommend

prunes



oh wait....

not sure now......


just try it

[jeff30997]

24. Oh thanks !

Now I'm shitting like crazy !!!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

22. Do coffee enemas with someone you love for an explosive night

[jpgray]

20. Can you change my username to "rhymes with witch"?

[matcom]

21. no

only "hat mattress"

sorry

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

then change it to "starts with a c and rhymes with runt"

[matcom]

25. "crumpet"?

:shrug:

we have RULES you know! :grr:

[jpgray]

23. What about "Chapeau ChaiseLounge"?

[Az]

26. More KINCAID!

Kincaid 24/7. Now!



I may be creating a monster here. :evilgrin:

[matcom]

27. i am setting up a seperate "Worship the Painter of Light" forum

not to worry

[WillParkinson]

29. I have an itch on my butt....

Can you scratch it with your own finger?

[DS1]

30. I want avatar limits raised to 150x150 pixels, 15k

and to be able to post all the hot naked or semi naked women I want.

[matcom]

31. no to the avatar

but i AM raising sig limits to 4gb and encouraging animation.

this should get you started on the naked women though:

[DS1]

33. Kirtsie?

[matcom]

34. from episode #1

want a signed copy?

[GCP]

78. OMFG

Is that picture real??
My eyes, my eyes...:hi:

[underpants]

32. A Thomas Kinkade cowbell

Thank you

[Hugin]

35. You'll regret this request.

Believe me!

My sweetheart has about 300 glued T.K. puzzles hanging
on the walls where I live.

*sigh*

[matcom]

37. why do you hate america?

[underpants]

41. YES!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hold on....do you feel the floor of the Lounge moving?.......

[northzax]

36. can we get that asshole Matcom tombstoned already?

for the love of god.

oh, heh, er, your highness, I didn't notice that you were in the room. huh, that's akward. so, how's about them Mets?

[matcom]

38. i tried

but the fucker threatened to tell his mom :grr:

[northzax]

45. yeah, he always was a mama's boy

someday we'll get him out from behind her skirts and then pow! righ in the kisser :dunce:

[Fleshdancer]

39. a pic of you in those leather chaps Mrs. Matcom is buying for you

:rofl:

[matcom]

40. DU Rules:

NO LEATHER THREADS!

[Fleshdancer]

42. DU rules SUCK!

x(

what about satin, silk or lace threads? Are they banned too? I won't even attempt a fur thread, those things get scary.

[matcom]

43. what do YOU want on your Tombstone?

hhhhmmmmmm?

[Fleshdancer]

44. Pepperoni?

You can't tombstone me! DU needs me...I'm a professional thread killer. Without me, there would be too many active threads around here. It's a sad, lonely job and it's about time us thread killers start getting a little respect around here.

It's time to unionize damn it!

[Lady Freedom]

59. Looks as if your thread killing prowess is losing to the might of...

MATCOM!!

[RedCloud]

47. The royal key sire,

To unlock threads ye mayeth lock so we can revel in your infinite wisdom and learneth what we dassn't sayeth or doeth.

[ScreamingMeemie]

48. Make it so that I could go ahead with my plans to be in D.C. this

weekend. Do it and I'll be yours forever. :(

[rbnyc]

49. The return of SEX Threads!

:evilgrin:

AND

A Day in the Lounge!

I miss those even more than the sex threads actually.

;-)

[Lady Freedom]

52. Like that well ever happen!!

Not even malcom can do that!

[matcom]

54. "malcom" can't because he is in the middle

but *I* am on TOP BABY so "matcom" sure CAN! :D

[Lady Freedom]

55. opps!

Sorry!:blush:

[Lady Freedom]

56. Skinner won't like it!!

:scared: He will get angry!!!!

[Name removed]

50. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[matcom]

60. was this from a fan?

:rofl:

[arwalden]

63. It Was Me...

I wanted to be able to use the word BITCH again. That was my request. Apparently someone didn't like my request.

:rofl:

[matcom]

65. HAHAHAHAHAHA

i grant you permission (and you let me know if one of those "others" picks on you again)

[arwalden]

66. Thank You! At Least YOU Don't Have Your Panties In A Wad...

... Barbara Bush is a -ITCH. (Rhymes with witch, starts with a B.)

[matcom]

68. no. YOU have MY panties in a wad!

give them back! x(

[arwalden]

76. These are MINE... I Paid For Them...

Get your own!

[Lady Freedom]

51. You?A MOD????? Did Skinner make you sign a pledge not to...

Destroy the Rule Book as we know it?

[CBGLuthier]

53. You know in Clockwork Orange

When Alex returns and finds his former droogies are now cops?

:-)

[Ron Mexico]

57. A Van Halen compliation CD with the best

tunes from the first, third and fourth albums. Screw the rest of them - although if there's a few minutes left you can include "Hot For Teacher." Mail it to me so I can play it while surfing the lounge.

Thanks in advance.

[BigMcLargehuge]

61. How is it that no one requested...

that I moderate the lounge again??

[Lady Freedom]

62. Well, uh...

:shrug:

[arwalden]

64. We're Not Worthy.

[Midlodemocrat]

67. Because I'm here.

J/K Big. How ya' doing?

[BigMcLargehuge]

69. doing good :)

please pass my hellos on the mods!

How are you?

[Midlodemocrat]

71. Very well, thanks.

We miss you in the mod forum....a lot.

[EstimatedProphet]

70. You're gonna be a Lounge mod?

Does that mean you'll lock your own sex threads?

[matcom]

72. i'm changing the rules baby!

i'm installing myself as not MERELY a MOD, rather Lounge Dictator. don't worry. you'll report to me directly as i don't believe in middle-men

your salary will stay the same but i'm taking your perks away and giving them to the PEOPLE! *raises fist*

so enjoy your last hot tub session because tomorrow, its gonna be OVERUN! :D

[nickgutierrez]

73. I request that you step down, kind sir.

Before we citizens are forced to do something quite drastic...

[matcom]

75. NEVER!

YOU will NOT be looked upon kindly for THAT remark :grr:

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

74. more posters with asses made for butterscotch

so far it's just me and a few others

[Thtwudbeme]

77. Well....there goes the neighborhood

nt

[GCP]

79. Well, I'm still waiting to see your hair-band pics

You promised them AGES ago....:evilgrin: