I have a job interview in 3 hours.

[Magrittes Pipe]

[terrya]

1. No answer - but I'm keeping my fingers crossed.

And will be sending you all the positive vibes and thoughts that I can.

[dolo amber]

4. Yes, please do

Not that his having a job will *stop* the spamming of earworms, but it might reduce them somewhat. :D

[kick-ass-bob]

2. you want to give a truthful impression...

so choice #2.

:P


Good luck!

[eyesroll]

3. Go to the bathroom at the job site and hide a flask in the toilet tank.

That way, it'll be waiting for you when you get the job.

Good luck.

[Magrittes Pipe]

5. I could also do that with coke and smack!

:bounce:

[Mizmoon]

6. I like to go in reeking of marijuana, with red, slitted eyes

and eat all of the chocolates or mints off of the desk.

[Midlodemocrat]

7. Good luck. Hope you get the job.

and I also hope you can't post to DU from the new job.

:evilgrin:

[Cathyclysmic]

8. Drink that hexagonal water I gave you!!!11!

It will help you be at one and align your spirit. Good Luck!



:tinfoilhat:

[Beware the Beast Man]

16. Wild Turkey doesn't make hexagonal water.

[JimmyJazz]

9. Offer the interviewer a sip from your flask. That oughta do it.

:hi:

[tigereye]

10. uh

keep your clothes ON.

[Magrittes Pipe]

11. But that's my "wild card."

:(

[tigereye]

13. well

knock em dead, kiddo. Husband had an interview last week.

[Beware the Beast Man]

12. Ply the interviewer with drinks.

Numbs them up for the old mushroom tattoo.

[sundog]

14. use the casting couch

:D

[progmom]

17. yes!

he can't lose there! :thumbsup:

[asthmaticeog]

15. Go get 'em, man.

I hope you get this job, my fingers, toes, arms, legs and ears are crossed for you.