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Wed Sep-21-05 05:35 PM
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You Built A Time Machine, What Major Event Would You Go Back & Change? |
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If you could go back in time and warn people that something was going to happen, like the JFK assasination or 911 or something like that.
If you could go back to just one day and try to change one historical event, what would it be?
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Wed Sep-21-05 05:42 PM
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1. Remember the "Prime Directive " eh? |
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That being said. I think I would have stopped the Lincoln assassination. The consensus among historians is that the reconstruction and healing of the south would have been a lot more compassionate and much less vindictive.
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Wed Sep-21-05 05:42 PM
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2. Is it one I could just change (?). Or would I have to *convince* people? |
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Wed Sep-21-05 05:45 PM
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4. well, i guess you'd have a few days to convice people |
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bring an almanac, like in Back To The Future. :)
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Wed Sep-21-05 05:49 PM
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8. Maybe to Kaiser Whilhem I (?) and The Versaille Treaty and |
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telling him to clean it up!
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Wed Sep-21-05 05:43 PM
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3. The day Poppy met Barbara. |
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Wed Sep-21-05 05:45 PM
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5. No idea...but it's nice to see you're still alive |
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Wed Sep-21-05 05:47 PM
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I personally think that Bobby would have made this a much better country than what it has turned out to be.
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Wed Sep-21-05 05:50 PM
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First thing I thought of. Nixon laid the foundation for the evil in the WH today.
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Wed Sep-21-05 05:49 PM
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7. I'd convince Reagan to continue acting. |
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Edited on Wed Sep-21-05 05:50 PM by Meatwad
Instead of entering politics. That way, our country wouldn't be so fucked up right now.
Or better yet, I'd go back and try to convince Paul Wellstone to not fly in that airplane.
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Wed Sep-21-05 08:04 PM
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37. To be sure, give him an Oscar or two. |
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Then use Photoshop to make a few dozen pics of 'ol Ronnie taking it in the ass from Alger Hiss for J Edgar to oogle over.
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Wed Sep-21-05 05:50 PM
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10. I would snuff Adolph Hitler before his rise to power. n/t |
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Wed Sep-21-05 05:58 PM
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Wed Sep-21-05 06:15 PM
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15. What if the party would have then been run by someone smarter? |
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That'd make a good movie plot. Time traveler goes back and assassinates Adolf Hitler before the Machtergreifung, causing an electoral backlash that puts the Nazi party in power with a greater majority. The party ends up being run with a martyred Fuehrer-Christfigure at the head and a coalition of party heads making the decisions, leading to better tactics and increased efficiency, and an eventual Nazi victory. Time traveler goes back to fix problem... lather, rinse, repeat :-P
Personally, I'd go back in time and tell Joseph Goebbels to go to Hollywood instead... or Broadway.
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Wed Sep-21-05 06:21 PM
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18. That makes me think of "The Producers" |
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Good point, though--it's the ideas that needed to be combatted; killing individual Nazis might not have worked.
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Wed Sep-21-05 06:29 PM
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20. Better tactics wouldn't have necessarily ensured a Nazi victory. |
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The fascists didn't have the better ideas. They won those elections, in my opinion, because of the charisma of Hitler alone. If Hitler were to have been killed, who would have taken his place? Goebbles? I doubt it. Goering might have done well, but then he was no smarter than Hitler, less charismatic and doped on morphine most of the time. Himmler would have been laughed out of town if he didn't have the SS behind him.
I guess my money would be on a dark horse candidate like Borman to lead the Nazis. However, they probably would have lost in '32 to the Communists if it weren't for Hitler. Don't forget that the communists were closing fast in the home stretch, and that was with most of their leaders (like Rosa Luxembourg) dead or in jail and with Nazi terror gangs roming the streets.
It's definately interesting to ponder, though.
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Wed Sep-21-05 06:42 PM
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27. Don't forget Poland... um, the Communists... or something |
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*giggle* Just teasing. ;-) I'm in a goofy mood.
My opinion's different - they won those elections because a lot of people worked their butts off. But my opinions come from some weird places and they're worth exactly what you paid for them :-P
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Wed Sep-21-05 06:51 PM
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28. You reminded me of a creepy movie I saw one time |
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I was watching the History Channel a couple weeks ago, and they were playing this movie about one family and their life under the Nazis. They were just an ordinary family, and the story was mostly about them, not the Nazis themselves.
One of their sons became an SS officer, and spent a great deal of time at a cabaret where an old family friend was the MC. This character was played by Tony Randall, and he creeped me out a great deal. Mr. Cabaret (I don't remember his name) was some pale, skinny creep with a monocle and a fur cape. He was obviously a latent homosexual, but the Nazis left him alone because of his popularity.
At one of his shows he made the following statement...
"Somebody asked me if we could play the Polish national anthem. Does anyone know it? Anyone? No matter, it will be obsolete by Christmas, just like the Jews."
Cabaret dude made all kinds of creepy remarks like that all through the movie. :scared:
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Wed Sep-21-05 06:55 PM
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32. I remember that movie. Later Randell started to make some |
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anti-Hitler remarks, which the Nazi's let go. But they killed him later on.
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Wed Sep-21-05 07:07 PM
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36. Yeah, I wish I could remember what it's called. |
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Wed Sep-21-05 09:36 PM
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You should watch it if you ever get the chance.
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Wed Sep-21-05 06:57 PM
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33. You might like Christopher Isherwood's writing |
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He wrote some wonderful stories set in Berlin in the early days, while the gay scene and cabaret life were still going. There's an aching kind of nostalgia to reading them, knowing how it will all come out in the end. It was Isherwood's writing in part, I believe, that inspired the musical "Cabaret".
Gosh, I hope I don't remind you of the creepy MC. :-D
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Wed Sep-21-05 06:59 PM
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34. hence the"prime directive" on Star Trek |
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Changing a moment in history can have infinite variables not accounted for and can be disastrous. There was an X-Files and Twilight Zone episode where tree wishes were granted which had very negative results. On TZ the guy became Hitler when he wanted to be a ruler who couldn't be voted out. Mulder wanted Peace on Earth and ended up being the last man on Earth.
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Wed Sep-21-05 05:51 PM
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11. The 2000 election. (nt) |
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Edited on Wed Sep-21-05 05:52 PM by ih8thegop
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Wed Sep-21-05 06:19 PM
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...I was just scrolling down to see if anyone else had the same idea.
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Wed Sep-21-05 06:38 PM
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I'd put the election over to Gore, then warn him about 9-11. :(
Is that 2 things?
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Wed Sep-21-05 06:39 PM
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26. I'll head back there too and help out |
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Wed Sep-21-05 09:00 PM
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38. The first thing I think of. |
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Warn Gore, stop 9-11, warn about everything that's happened between November 2000 and today.
The stolen election is where everything began to go sharply downhill for this planet. Everything has gone to shit ever since.
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Wed Sep-21-05 06:04 PM
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Fucking with the past has CONSEQUENCES.
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Wed Sep-21-05 06:34 PM
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23. Fucking with the present does to. n/t |
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Wed Sep-21-05 06:08 PM
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14. I'd use it to play practical jokes! |
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Wed Sep-21-05 06:20 PM
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17. Messages sent back in time... |
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Painted on a castle wall somewhere... "The Reichsfuehrer SS has folded my socks."
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Wed Sep-21-05 06:22 PM
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:rofl: Oh, that could stir up trouble!
A time machine, a Polaroid camera, and a bottle of tequila...:evilgrin:
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Wed Sep-21-05 06:30 PM
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21. Geraldo Rivera's opening of Al Capones vault. |
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Wed Sep-21-05 06:32 PM
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22. I'd go back and convince myself not to date the guy w/ |
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the mohawk when I was a teenager. Big mistake.
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Wed Sep-21-05 06:37 PM
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24. The assassination of Arch Duke Ferdinand & his wife. |
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That single event triggered the First World War, and ultimately created the environment which facilitated Hitler's rise to power, the consolidation of global corporate influence, and the petro-ideological schism between Islam and the West.
The mind reels.
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Wed Sep-21-05 06:52 PM
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29. The British formation of Israel |
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Wed Sep-21-05 06:54 PM
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31. Which, in my mind, proves precisely what a big fuckup it was |
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if people aren't even allowed to discuss it.
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Wed Sep-21-05 07:06 PM
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I think I would have warned about initiating a Draft during Viet Nam. Ugh, another stupid war.
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Wed Sep-21-05 09:03 PM
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39. Just stop for a second - THEY KILLED 3 of our icons JFK, RFK and MLK. |
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I've been thinking about this for weeks now.
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Wed Sep-21-05 09:07 PM
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40. I'd stop the fire that burned down The Great Library of Alexandria. |
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Edited on Wed Sep-21-05 09:08 PM by TroubleMan
nt.
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Wed Sep-21-05 09:11 PM
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41. I'd take out Hitler before he rose to power. |
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That way, 6 million+ people wouldn't have died horrible deaths.
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Wed Sep-21-05 09:16 PM
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42. The not so supreme court selection in December 2000 and none of |
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us would be living in this nightmare.
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Wed Sep-21-05 09:20 PM
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44. Sink the Pinta, Niña, and Santa Maria n/t |
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Wed Sep-21-05 09:25 PM
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45. prevent Truman from becoming VP in 1944 |
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Can you say "no cold war"?
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Wed Sep-21-05 09:28 PM
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46. I just read a book with a similar premise... |
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Edited on Wed Sep-21-05 09:29 PM by MathGuy
"Making History" by Stephen Fry http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/1569471509/qid=1127356002/sr=8-1/ref=pd_bbs_1/103-8765093-8777460?v=glance&s=books&n=507846The protagonist (via a time travel machine) changes history so that Hitler was never born. But the outcome is not what he hoped for.
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Wed Sep-21-05 09:30 PM
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47. I'd go back to the party where Poppy met Bar |
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get him good and drunk, and have him pass out in a closet so he never meets her.
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Wed Sep-21-05 09:58 PM
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49. The victory of Nicholas II in the 1905 revolution. |
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The world turns on small things. Many of the forces that would scar the twentieth century were set in motion by this small minded man.
Small minded men placed in positions of power at the wrong time in the wrong place can wreak havoc, as we are seeing 100 years after Nicholas II put down the rebellion.
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