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libnnc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-21-05 08:43 PM
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What would happen if Larry King's suspenders suddenly collapsed?
Would his shoulders fold into his head? Just wondering...:shrug:
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-21-05 08:44 PM
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1. He would completely implode.
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KyndCulture Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-21-05 08:46 PM
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2. He'd look just like this guy...
Edited on Wed Sep-21-05 08:46 PM by KyndCulture
from beetlejuice



:hi: Hey Libby!
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libnnc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-21-05 11:28 PM
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11. hey Kynd!!
you're so right!! :hi:
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-21-05 08:47 PM
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3. His face would melt off
ew.
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jane_pippin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-21-05 08:49 PM
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4. His shoulder hump would finally break free and merge with his head,
Edited on Wed Sep-21-05 08:51 PM by jane_pippin
and wriggle it's way through his ear becoming a parasite in his brain, creating the terrifying and powerful King Larry King, who renders his enemies deaf with his booming war cry, "LONI ANDERSON--FOR THE HOURA!"

Also, he inexplicably becomes 300 feet tall.
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Graf Orlok Donating Member (441 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-21-05 08:54 PM
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5. His head would roll off his shoulders?
:shrug:
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ConcernedCanuk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-21-05 09:02 PM
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6. "Ripplegate"
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.
.

:evilgrin:

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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-21-05 09:05 PM
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7. Maybe He Could Sit Up Straight In His Chair...
... and quit hunching down over the microphone.
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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-21-05 09:09 PM
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8. Talk about one hell of a wardrobe malfunction. (nt)
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ConcernedCanuk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-21-05 09:21 PM
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9. That was "Nipplegate" silly!
.
.
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:silly:

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Dastard Stepchild Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-21-05 09:23 PM
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10. He would instantaneously expel all of his hot air...
instead of the slow leak that is his TV show.
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