Floogeldy
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Thu Sep-22-05 12:19 AM
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JetBlue says "Suck candy while flying." |
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Thu Sep-22-05 12:20 AM
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1. Does impending tooth decay take one's mind off of |
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emergency landings? :shrug:
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Floogeldy
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Thu Sep-22-05 12:24 AM
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I think jetBlue is giving some bad advice. Can you imagine how many people could have choked on a piece of candy when that front gear started slicing the runway in half today?
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Thu Sep-22-05 12:24 AM
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2. ALL those recommendations are good ones, my dear Floog.. |
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All of them...
I sense some hostility on your part towards them...am I right?
Don't make me spank you! :spank:
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Thu Sep-22-05 12:42 AM
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4. I see I'm going to have to send you a sack. |
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Thu Sep-22-05 12:50 AM
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5. I wondered if you'd respond........ |
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I'm glad to see you .....spanking me.......
Love the candy!
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Heidi
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Thu Sep-22-05 12:52 AM
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6. Speaking of suckables . . . |
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I was in a daylong meeting yesterday, and a nice, older Swiss woman remarked to me that she heard about a guy who recently died of an overdose of Riccola cough-drops. (This is not a joke, I promise.)
I said, "You've gotta be kidding."
To which she responded, "Well, you know, Americans are all a little bit crazy." :eyes:
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Thu Sep-22-05 12:59 AM
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Thu Sep-22-05 01:01 AM
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8. People here almost always forget |
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that I'm one of those "crazy" Americans. :eyes:
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Thu Sep-22-05 01:18 AM
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...it's true, isn't it?
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Thu Sep-22-05 01:53 AM
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Depends on what you mean by "crazy." No, I don't think most Americans are crazy in a way that causes them to overdose on Riccola cough-drops.
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Thu Sep-22-05 07:07 AM
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11. Yes, but suck it quietly. Nothing worse than listening to one of you |
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Edited on Thu Sep-22-05 07:08 AM by Rabrrrrrr
open-mouthed illiterate slobs while you suck down a lifesaver or lemon drop or whatever. I especially hate listening to you cultureless asses suck the spittle around your candy nice and loud for everyone to hear.
Close your goddamn mouth and eat quietly, and show some consideration for once for the people around you, you shitbrained toad, you boor, you etiquetteless waste of human flesh.
And turn your goddamn headphones down, too.
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Thu Sep-22-05 08:14 AM
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12. If only I had a universal movie screenshot generator |
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Edited on Thu Sep-22-05 08:15 AM by DS1
in this post I would put the Arnold breaks skull of dude sitting next to him on plane scene in Commando.
*sigh* Hurry up, lousy internet.
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Thu Sep-22-05 08:18 AM
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13. I, for one, am delighted by the outcome of last night's incident. |
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YAY!
A bit of good news through the gloom.
*whew*
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