Who would you slap?

[Fight_n_back]

During the 2000 race this weird notion was floated by the Bush Republican Party about the little one being more "likable". "Who would you want to have a beer with?" The alcoholic or the Vice President who has written books and knows how to use the internets?

Whenever people talked about "w" being likable it would drive me crazy because he is the exact type of person that I would end up slapping if I ever did have drinks with him. Mostly because it would make him cry.

Other people I would like to slap:

Sean Hannity. This would make me look like a bully because I am about a foot taller than the hapless toad, who for reasons of his own chooses to work at FAUX News. What I would really like to see is Sean Hannity wrestle Ann Coulter. Would that count as a cat fight? I once asked Peggy Noonan who was taller, Sean Hannity or Ann Coulter and she said, "I don't know, Sean is always sitting and Ann is a pretty big girl, I guess Ann." Peggy Noonan is a twit but not slap worthy, (cause Im a guy and whatnot)

Bill O'Reilly. One of my fantasies is to appear on his show. He likes to physically intimidate his guests and I would like to use that as an oppurtunity to give him a Rick James across his spotty grill and then make him eat a luffa sponge.

Ryan Seacrest. I don't know why...just to be able to say "Seacrest OUT!" I guess.

Kevin Federline. This would be the only guy who would slap me back but we must stop his Red State Breeding Project before we lose any chance at regaining this nation.

Thanks, I feel better now.