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Earth_First Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-22-05 05:34 PM
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On one of his first nights in the White House,
On one of his first nights in the White House, Dubya is awakened by the ghost of George Washington.

Bush is frightened, but asks: "George, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?" Washington advises him: "Be honest above all else and set an honorable example, just as I did." This makes Bush uncomfortable, but he manages to get back to sleep.

The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moves through the dark bedroom. "Tom," Dubya asks, "what is the best thing I could do to help the country?" Jefferson replies, "Throw away your prepared remarks and speak eloquently and extemporaneously from your heart," Jefferson advises.

Bush isn't sleeping well at all the next night, and sees another figure moving in the shadows. It's Abraham Lincoln's ghost and Dubya thinks finally, a Republican, I'll get some advice that I can use. "Abe, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?" Bush asks hopefully.

Abe answers: "Go see a play."



Ooops, silly me, this constitutes being investigated by the ghestapo, now doesn't it?
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cssmall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-22-05 05:41 PM
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1. I just notified Agent Mike.
What you don't understand is that I've been sent here as an investigator against you and a few others. In fact, I've lulled a former professor of mine into complete confidence with my "liberalism." But, you will see that I shall have a hand in sending you all to the camps. :eyes:

On another hand, about the joke: :rofl:
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