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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-23-05 12:11 AM
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Believe it, or not
Edited on Fri Sep-23-05 12:13 AM by MrScorpio
- I'm four foot two inches tall, I compensate for my lack of height by wearing gigantic lifts

- I have a high-pitched voice. I use an electronic pitch changer to make it sound lower

- I'm actually Chinese

- I have four nipples

- I once beat a man within an inch of his life, because he jumped in front of me in line

- I speak dog

- I'm a an expert in the field of pornography

- I'd rather take the stairs to get to an odd-numbered higher floor, I'd rather take an elevator to get to an even-numbered one

- I believe that cheese fears my power over it

- I have no special purpose


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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-23-05 12:12 AM
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1. Dude, you had me until the cheese thing.....
Edited on Fri Sep-23-05 12:12 AM by WCGreen
Okay, so that was my 8000 post......
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-23-05 12:14 AM
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2. Now the kicker
One of those statements is actually TRUE!!!
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-23-05 12:17 AM
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5. And I know which one it is...
Shall I say it, or keep still?

BTW...WELCOME BACK! WE REALLY MISSED THE HELL OUT OF YOU!

Hope you'll be around for the bar opening tomorrow night!

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya:
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-23-05 12:23 AM
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14. Sorry, No Bar, Peggy Love
My computer time is limted

And go ahead and say it
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-23-05 12:27 AM
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16. You have four nipples...
Am I right? I believe so......


Well I don't care about the bar...just so we have you on a little bit is wonderful, you hear?


:hug:
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-23-05 12:28 AM
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18. Give that lady a puppy!
We have a winnaah!
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-23-05 12:36 AM
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20. Dude, four nipples...
Twice the fun
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AlienGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-23-05 01:59 AM
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21. So does 180!
I have three boobies, myself; that's where my pseudonym comes from (a Tucker was a car with three headlights).

Polymastics unite!

Tucker
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-23-05 12:17 AM
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6. I think it's the porno one.....
Cause I have my masters in Porn.....

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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-23-05 12:20 AM
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11. Sorry, WC....
Edited on Fri Sep-23-05 12:21 AM by CaliforniaPeggy
It isn't that one...

And now I have my 8400 posts...thank you for giving me the opportunity to accomplish this lofty goal!


:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:


Edited for wrong number of posts, damn it....
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-23-05 12:15 AM
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3. Congratulations.
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-23-05 12:16 AM
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4. Thank you CG......
Coming from you,,, Well I feel like getting gussied up in my dead FIL's tux.....
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-23-05 12:17 AM
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8. Wanna cigar and Brandy?
:donut:
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-23-05 12:18 AM
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9. You know Brandy.....
She rocks man.....
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-23-05 12:19 AM
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10. Which Brandy?
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-23-05 12:22 AM
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12. McDometonight.........
Brandy McDometonight.....

Irish lassy.....

Classy chassy
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-23-05 12:23 AM
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13. How's the tux fitting?
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-23-05 12:26 AM
Response to Reply #13
15. Not so good....
I gotta let out the crotch.....
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Pale Blue Dot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-23-05 12:17 AM
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7. I'm walking on air!
I never thought I could feel so free!
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-23-05 12:27 AM
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17. Nice mini-fro!


:P
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-23-05 12:36 AM
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19. I was dating a girl at the time who I believed was better than me...
I actually won her from her fiancee....

And that song was popular then....

But I was a drunk.... and I couldn;t hold on to her....

Good times.....
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