Why do you give a fuck?

[MrScorpio]

Because it's better to give than to receive

[Rabrrrrrr]

1. I don't!

Much easier that way.

[rbnyc]

3. You do too!

You can't help it. Sorry.

:hi:

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. Alright, I do!

I give a big one!

Dammit! Found me out.

:grr:

Tell that baby of yours to hurry up and talk!

[rbnyc]

14. He just says Doo-Wah over and over now.

:crazy:

Doo-Wah Doo-Wah Doo-Wah

Weird baby.

[progmom]

5. Yeah - he thinks he has us all fooled.

:)

[Crazy Guggenheim]

2. Ba da bing!

[Redstone]

6. About what?

Redstone

[tjwmason]

7. I wouldn't be so sure about that.

:evilgrin:

[BiggJawn]

8. I wish I knew. Life would be easier if I didn't...

That's what I get for not getting infected with "Reality Teeeeeee-Veeeeeeeee-osis" like the Sheeple...

[Liberalynn]

9. Because

I actually believed in the concepts like giving the coat off your back if your brother/sister had none.

Not judging other people unless you wanted to be judged.

and the Golden Rule.

I had to stop believing in the Church I was raised in because even though they preached it, they sure as hell didn't practice it.

And to be honest, I even stopped believing in "God" because if he's "calling" these people to be his messengers', then if he truly does exsist, he's as seriously messed up as they are, IMHO.

I care because caring is what feels like the right thing for me to do.

Know Garth Brooks isn't exactly popular here, but it's kind of like the song he wrote after the Oklahoma bombing.

"They keep on saying, you'll never change things,
and no matter what you do, it's still the same thing,
but it's not the world that I am changing, I do this so,
this world we know, never changes me."

I no longer believe that some great being in the sky is going to magically protect us. All we have in this world is ourselves and the people around us, and if we don't help ourselves, and each other, then we have nothing and no hope. And I am not willing to "abandon hope" because I agree with Dante's inferno, the loss of hope is the true "Hell".

Know I am probably babbling nonsense but this is what's in my head and heart.

[wildhorses]

10. I don't give a fuck cos

I'm holding out for a HERO
He's gotta be true
He's gotta be strong
and he's gotta be fresh from the fight...
oh wait a minute
you meant that
the other way....
like do I give a damn?
Yeah I do
but I respect the other person's right to not
give a FUCK

[Deja Q]

11. I feel the same about taxes, work, and

blow jobs.

Especially taxes.

I give 'em.

Corporateamerica receives them (gov't subsidites)

[DS1]

12. Because I don't use a Mac

so it's my responsibility to give a fuck

[Shell Beau]

13. Who said I did?

j/k :P

[edbermac]

15. Why do people say 'take a piss or take a shit'?

You don't take them, you leave them!

"I left a shit, Bill"

"Geez, where'd you leave it this time? Last year the kids didn't find it until Easter."

[no name no slogan]

16. Well, it's forty below and I don't give a fuck

Well it's forty below
And I don't give a fuck
Got a heater in my truck
And I'm off to the rodeo

It's an allamande left
And allamande right
C'mon you fuckin' dummy
Get your right step right
Get offstage you goddamn goof

Y'know you piss me off
You fucking jerk
Get on my nerves

Well here comes Johnny
With his pecker in his hand
He's a one-ball man
And he's off to the rodeo

It's an allamande left
And allamande right
C'mon you fuckin' dummy
Get your right step right
Get offstage you goddamn goof
Y'know you piss me off
You fucking jerk
Get on my nerves

[BiggJawn]

17. And I've had zero luck SELLING them, too...

Too damn many amateurs givin' it away...

[Shine]

18. MrScorpio, there are many ways to interpret your question.... :)

I choose to interpret it as an existential query....

Here's my humble answer:

I think we ALL must "give a fuck", otherwise we wouldn't be here. By "here" I mean DU.

:toast:

~Shine