Today's ZINGS!

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From today's issue of the Tallahassee Democrat:

• One nation under hodgepodge, with indifference and intolerance for all!

• Karl Rove is a perfect choice to head up the federal rebuilding of New Orleans. He's been managing a disaster for five years.

• I would rather see the CEOs and other corporate crooks lose their financial wealth to the ones they cheated than be sent to day-camp prisons. They will still be rich when they get out.

• The only difference between the two parties when it comes to wasteful spending is whom they waste it on.

• The hilariously underqualified director of FEMA resigns in disgrace and a hilariously responsibility-averse president actually accepts the blame for one of his screw-ups. But our reader still asserts that Democrats and the liberal media are at fault.

http://www.tallahassee.com/mld/democrat/news/opinion/12715404.htm

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