blonde joke:

[auntAgonist]

A blonde was sitting on the train reading the newspaper. The headline
read,
"12 Brazilian Soldiers Killed."

She shook her head at the sad news, then turned to the stranger
sitting next to her and asked, ..........









"How many is a Brazilian?"

:rofl:

[underpants]

1. HA!

FUUUUUNNY

[WCGreen]

2. You must be a brunette....

How else could you be so cruel....

:rofl:

[auntAgonist]

3. heh

:rofl:

YUP, but my bratty sister and best friends are BOTH blondes.

I'm EVIL. :evilgrin:

[Heidi]

4. My bratty sister is a natural blonde, too . . .

so I _completely_ sympathize, gf.

And you wanna know something shameful? Last summer, when my red hair was bleached out from too much gardening and hiking, one of these nutty Swiss accused _me_ of being a blonde. :evilgrin:

[auntAgonist]

5. too funny!

:rofl:

I get most of my blonde jokes from my sister!! hehe


:hug:

[Heidi]

6. Those blonde jokes would be funnier if

they weren't so close to the truth, wouldn't they (in our sisters' cases, anyway)?

Just for the record: I'm not blonde, but my "dark side" is beige. :eyes:

[auntAgonist]

7. You know it!!!

Sometimes I look at my sister while she's telling me these blonde jokes and I want to ask her if they are a commentary on her life!!!


sometimes I wonder about that gal!

:hug:

[WCGreen]

9. My sis was blond.......

But that was a long time ago....

Now she is bottle blond....

Don;t tell her I told you....

[edbermac]

8. Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb...

One of them decides to call 911:

Blonde: We need help. We're three blondes changing a light bulb.

Operator: Hmmmmm. You put in a fresh bulb?

Blonde: Yes.

Operator: The power in the house in on?

Blonde: Of course.

Operator: And the switch is on?

Blonde: Yes, yes.

Operator: And the bulb still won't light up?

Blonde: No, it's working fine.

Operator: Then what's the problem?

Blonde: We got dizzy spinning the ladder around, and we all fell and hurt ourselves.

[auntAgonist]

10. heheh

:rofl: