Alright, who did it?

[LaraMN]

???

[Dave Reynolds]

1. Well, DNA will tell.

But if Barbie is still a virgin (a long shot, I know) then it narrows it down pretty much, does it not?

[LaraMN]

12. Well, since she has a fused crotch,

I think that begs a couple questions--- HOW'd it get in and HOW's it gettin' out? I think a c-section would crack her plastic torso in half.

[DS1]

2. None of the above

The WWII Soldier was too old to *ahem* produce
He-Man is obviously gay
Bush was too coked up to get it up
Jesus doesn't get 'wood' at the idea of getting 'nailed'


And no, it wasn't me, blondes aren't my thing, baby!

[LaraMN]

7. I don't know- He-Man's not out of the running, imho--

He could be trying to prove something...


No blondes, huh... you want to share something else?

[DS1]

8. I'm not too crazy about kids, either

but I guess there are options

[Midlodemocrat]

13. Really?

A weekend with the three little Midlos would definitely change your mind. They are the greatest kids in the history of kid-dom. They are superior in every way, academically, physically, (ask matcom about the 15yo), spiritually, emotionally. They are God's gift to this world. YOU are lucky that I chose to procreate. YOU should thank me.


:evilgrin:

[Magrittes Pipe]

3. Who knew?

[LaraMN]

4. Oh, I know! I know!

AND

[KyndCulture]

6. bwahahahaha!

[RevCheesehead]

5. Sorry - Barbie's a real slut...

[samplegirl]

9. He Lives!!!!!!!

[SarahB]

10. This pervert.

Oh sure. He looks like a "nice guy", but she knows the truth.

:P

[LaraMN]

11. Yeah, it's always the "nice" guys, isn't it?

Prick.

[suzbaby]

14. I worked in a toy store

for the better part of a year and I'll tell you that's what is even more scary is that you can remove Barbie's belly and pull the baby out of it to play with. :scared:

[Splatter Phoenix]

15. O_o....

I call "sin" and "Blasphemy to god"...


Seriously though, I call "step back for woman's rights"...x_X now if it was embyronic looking it would probably give the kiddies nightmares...:D

[suzbaby]

16. On no...

If you look closely they made sure that Barbie had a wedding ring on. :eyes:
Daddy "Alan" (I think it is) also has a wedding ring. They also had an older son that came with dad in a box set. I remember seeing little girls come into the store and ravenously looking for the nursery set.
Pregnant Barbie and all the accessories was one of our best sellers.

[xmas74]

17. My kid has it.

Someone gave it to her as a birthday present. She thought it was cool for about 5 seconds. It now lives in the bottom of her toybox and I think that baby might be buried in her sandbox.

[Splatter Phoenix]

18. Ohh...okay.

*Relaxes* Whew. Well, that's okay then. :D

Next up, "Doctor Barbie delivers her own babies!" :rofl:

[no name no slogan]

21. "Alan"? WTF happened to Ken?

I suppose they finally had to come clean about Ken when "ClubKid" Ken came out, wearing a cockring on a chain around his neck.

[merh]

19. OMG - I had one of those rolling Jesus - a friend bought it for me

in New Orleans and I kept it in my office for inspirations (and chuckles). When my office was torched in '03, Jesus went up in a blaze of glory or he melted. Either way, Jesus and New Orleans have seen better days. :shrug:

:hi:

[RevCheesehead]

20. which just goes to show..

that you can only keep Jesus in your heart. :hi:

Silly merh - he "ascended." O8)

[merh]

22. Jesus is in my heart, thanks to you and so many DUers.

I am blessed that you are my spiritual leader, Your Holiness, Pope Cheesey!

So good to see you - thanks for the reminder and the smiles! :hug: :loveya:

[RevCheesehead]

23. And I haven't forgotten you, dear...

I have been laying low all week, and haven't been out shopping yet. But I do have lots and lots of devious ideas. :7

[merh]

24. Your support and concern are gifts that I cherish.

O8) Devious ideas? Why does that frighten me? :scared:


:rofl:



The gift of your friendship is an honor and a treasure. Thanks so much. :hug: :loveya: