Here's a good Joke to start your weekend

[ElsewheresDaughter]

Have a good weekend People!

A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past and looks up and says to the monkey, "Hey! What are you doing?"

The monkey says "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."

So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they smoke. After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river. A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the lizard,

"What's the matter with you?"

The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the monkey in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle, finds the tree were the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint, and he looks up and says, "Hey you!"

The Monkey looks down and says "SHIIIIITTTTTTTT dude....... how much water did you drink?!!"

[hannah]

1. loved your joke

nt

[Lilyhoney]

2. I like it. nt

[Shine]

3. Thanks, that's cute! Here's a silly and raunchy one from me...

also involving animals...

A bear and a rabbit find themselves taking a shit together in the woods at the same time. The bear turns to the rabbit and says, "Do you have problems with shit sticking to your fur?

The rabbit says (with obvious disdain), "No, of course not!"

And with that, the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his ass with it!!

:rofl:


~Shine

[Bombero1956]

4. wabbit

A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?"

And the shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks: "Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute wittle bwown wabby over there?"

The little girl puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice: "I don't fink my pyfon really giveths a thit."

[Shine]

5. LOL!!

:rofl:

BTW, I like your signature line...Wise words, indeed.

:hi:
~Shine

[tuvor]

6. You gave my wife and me a good laugh.

Have a good weekend yourself!