There Are Lesbians In D.C. Tonight. LESBIANS!!

[matcom]

to my flock: your leader (Head Lesbian) cannot be there physically but i AM there in SPIRIT!

your LESBIAN KING is with you sisters!

*power to the WWWWOOOOOO!*

go forth and do NOT Procreate!

imagine.

LESBIANS!

[Canadian Socialist]

1. Think of the children!!1!!!!1

Will no one think of the children?

Sorry, someone had to do it, and I would rather it was me than someone else.

Matcom, my thoughts are with you and your fellow USians. Maybe someday your country will be free.

[miss_kitty]

2. Lesbians? In DC?

Who knew?

Maybe that's why The Chimp fled to Colorado

[Midlodemocrat]

3. but, what about the toasters?

:shrug:

[Canadian Socialist]

8. Wait a minute here. I can get a toaster?

I really covet the big toaster-oven that is also a convection oven. So, if I sign up to the "Gay Agenda" do I get that? Or does my recruiter get it? Because, if I don't get that big old toaster-oven w/convection, I'm am definitely NOT signing up. Just saying. Oh, wait a minute, this GLBT agenda, is it some kind of MLM ploy? Because if it is, and I sign on to it right now, I will score big time. Sort of like a Ponzi scheme. Right?

[OldLeftieLawyer]

4. Oh, that explains it

The temperature's dropping and there's rain for the first time in weeks. I was wondering why this was.

So, what's next? Locusts? Little miniature GWBs running around, biting our ankles?

Barbara Bush showing up and wanting to be my friend?

<thud>

[mwdem]

5. Turn your "Thinking Cap" off, and sloooowwww down.

just chill, baby, chilllll.....

[matcom]

6. but, don't you REALIZE what we are talking about here?

LESBIANS!!!

[mwdem]

7. You really need this...

:spank: On edit, where is Mrs. Matcom?

[Skittles]

9. DOWN BOY

I'M GETTING MY WHIP

[progmom]

10. yes there are

and i am about to go have pizza with them.


in their hotel room.

[mongo]

16. Here's your pizza

and HERE'S your peperoni!

Oh wait, wrong movie - nevermind.

[Texasgal]

19. You naughty girl you!

NAUGHTY! :P

Have a good time for all of us Progmom!!!

Take pics! :P

[TroubleMan]

20. "Did somebody order some pizza?"

bwawm buh bwawmp buh bwamp chicka chicka bwamp bwamp

[mwdem]

11. aaannndd if I was there, I'd be in the midst of them...

thought you'd want to know.

[Dr Fate]

12. Are we talking coked-up, lip-stick lesbian actresses, or real ones?

???

[HEyHEY]

13. Baw chica bow bow

[matcom]

14. imagine.

LESBIANS!! :bounce:

[mwdem]

15. Nice porn movie music!!

[ismnotwasm]

17. Hey! I am the proud second cousin

Of two beautiful baby twin boys of my lesbian cousin and her partner. They can procreate all they damn want!

[left hand man]

18. LOCK THE DOOR! LOAD THE SHOTGUN!!!!!! (can i watch?)

[obxhead]

21. Thats every night in DC.

Go to the clubs. My friend Amy used to drag me up there all the time, had lots o' fun.

[RetroLounge]

30. You said Drag

:rofl:

RL

[obxhead]

31. got me.

:rofl:

[Maestro]

22. There's thespians in D.C.

What did you say? I can't hear clearly. :shrug:

[WCGreen]

23. I think some of my ex girlfriends are there.....

I was awarded a toaster for turning many a young gal toward the saphic livestyle.....

[no name no slogan]

24. You sound like my ex-wife

She'd turned two previously (she was engaged to one, even) and was working on me.

Maybe that's why she divorced me-- she went looking for an easier #3 so she could get the toaster oven.

[WCGreen]

25. Yep.. I am truly gods gift to the lesbians........

[Fleshdancer]

27. sounds like your ex has a toaster addiction

Either that or she's working on the super secret gay agenda. Maybe she had a quota she was trying to meet? Recruiting is hard work from what I hear.

[no name no slogan]

28. I guess she's on the ten-year plan

and how do YOU know about the super secret gay agenda?

[Fleshdancer]

29. I'm a super secret gay agenda Reservist...

I pay my dues only one weekend a month :D this means I don't get the toaster though.

[WCGreen]

32. Part timers....

that's what keeps the rest of us interested....

[Fleshdancer]

33. see! That's what I keep telling the full-time lesbians....

but do they listen??! Damn bitches are very stingy with those damn toasters.





















:D

[WCGreen]

34. Well, maybe if you'd throw in a few tickets...

to a clam bake....

[Skip Intro]

26. lol n/t