WindRavenX
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Thu Nov-13-03 09:26 PM
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I am a spaz at work and I don't know what to do |
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Some background: As a poor college student, I of course have an on campus job which allows me to make enough money to buy the occasional CD or DVD. I make about 45.00 dollars a week, not a large sum, but again, enough to buy some pleasure items. It's a great job, I make sandwiches Subway style (i.e, I stand behind a counter and take the commands of hungry college students). My boss is great (and hot) and I have a lot of cool co-workers, most of which are hired "at risk" high school kids from Boston. So it's a really great gig. Anyhow, one of my co-worker looks a lot of Mike Mussina, and for all you non baseball people, Mike Mussina is a hot pitcher for the Yankees. Lately, I am a f--king RETARD at work. I consider myself to be intelligent and articulate, but at work, god, I sound like George W. speaking to the UN. Pretty much, I think I'm acting retarded because of the hot co-worker and the hot boss. Of course, this is a problem :) Any thoughts on how I can "de-spazify" myself so this isn't a problem? I feel really stupid about this..
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Thu Nov-13-03 09:29 PM
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1. Visualizations are great. Yoga is great for relaxation, but it takes years |
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like the karate kid cleaning the imaginary car. We have a beautiful talented son, who sees a girl he really likes and then trips or drops something. Just relax and try to get over it. You are a good person and clumsiness is endearing to an empathetic, understanding woman (the best kind).
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Thu Nov-13-03 09:31 PM
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So, being a spaz at work is not exactly a turn on to guys, especially college guys ;)
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Thu Nov-13-03 09:51 PM
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There are so few things that are turn offs to guys. Relax and be yourself. It is easy to get noticed by a guy.
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Thu Nov-13-03 10:02 PM
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8. But this is part of the problem |
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Consciously, I don't really *want* to be noticed by them. I just think they're hawt and obviously they are distracting me, subconsciously :P I mean, by all means, I do NOT want to screw a Red Sox fan (the boss) or a guy from South Jersey (the co-worker). I'm from NORTH NJ and a Yankees fan. It would be immoral to have relationships with either ;)
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Thu Nov-13-03 09:31 PM
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2. You go to work topless |
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That'll get their attention.
Sorry, that was wrong of me.
JETER, no more sex posts....
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Thu Nov-13-03 09:32 PM
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4. Just picture him taking a massive crap. |
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Thu Nov-13-03 10:09 PM
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9. A big STICKY massive crap... |
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One that takes up a whole roll to deal with....And picture that look of cross-eyed BLISS as the Koizumi Maru slides down the ways....:hurts:
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Thu Nov-13-03 10:10 PM
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10. Relax and respect yourself |
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Most *hotties* thrive on the wasted energy of others and very often are a bitter disappointment when breached. Never let them know you are enthralled by their superficial presense.
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