jayctravis
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Sun Sep-25-05 02:17 PM
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The tide could be turning... (joke received via email) |
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I received this from my friend who always sends me forwarded emails. Annoying, but neat to see what's making the rounds:
The President, First Lady and Dick Cheney were flying on Air Force One.
George looked at Laura, chuckled and said, You know, could throw a $1,000.00 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy.
Laura shrugged her shoulders and replied I could throw ten $100.00 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy.
Cheney added, That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10.00 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy.
Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, Such big-shots back there. Hell, I could throw all of them out of the window and make 156 million people very happy.
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Sun Sep-25-05 02:22 PM
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1. They Told The Same Joke About Clinton |
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amazing how these things make the rounds.
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Sun Sep-25-05 02:22 PM
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Sun Sep-25-05 02:26 PM
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3. That same joke made the rounds about Nixon......AND Reagan. |
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Recycled.....but the names are changed. :hi:
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Sun Sep-25-05 02:28 PM
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4. It was a stage couch, and It was MArtin Van Bureun |
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Sun Sep-25-05 02:41 PM
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5. It was a pair of sandals, and it was Hammurabi |
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I know, becuase I was there.
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Sun Sep-25-05 02:42 PM
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6. It was fur feet and it grog.... |
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Sun Sep-25-05 02:45 PM
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7. It was fins, and it was Ichthus |
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Sun Sep-25-05 02:48 PM
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Sun Sep-25-05 02:53 PM
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9. Hard to top that one, ain't it? |
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Unless goes to amino acids, but who knows by what names they went?
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Sun Sep-25-05 03:15 PM
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10. I think his name was clive....... or cleave |
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Sun Sep-25-05 03:27 PM
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I don't frequent the lounge, are you playing Mornington Crescent?
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