Great joke I heard today that I feel I must share with DU:

[Initech]

Three surgeons are playing golf. While teeing off, they are reminiscing about some of the surgeries they had.

The first doctor says: "Oh that reminds me of this one surgery I did. This woman had six of her fingers chopped off and I sewed them back on. She's a world class pianist now."

The second doctor says: "Oh that reminds me of this one surgery I did. This guy was involved in a hunting accident and got shot in the leg. I removed the bullet and he's now an Olympic gold medal winnner."

The third doctor says: "Oh that reminds me of this one surgery I did. A corvette crashed into a circus truck. All that was left was a horse's ass, some big ears, and a cowboy hat. He's now the 43rd president of the United States!"

[UrbScotty]

1. LOL!

:D

[Initech]

2. *KICK*

[Craig3410]

3. ROFL! -nt-