anarchy1999
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Mon Sep-26-05 02:26 AM
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Is there a real "man" in the house? I'm beginning to have my doubts. |
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Thanks, and please forgive.
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Mon Sep-26-05 02:32 AM
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Mon Sep-26-05 02:35 AM
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2. Uh, well, when I went to the bathroom about 5 minutes ago.... |
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...I noticed I still have the equipment to qualify me as male. Does that mean I qualify?
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Mon Sep-26-05 02:55 AM
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Mon Sep-26-05 03:29 AM
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4. Careful, there, anarchy1999. |
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Folks 'round these parts don't like it when you ask how many male DUers are "real" men. Based on some of the nasty shit they post about their lives, I have my doubts sometimes, too. Not naming any names, you know who you are. Even as a Lounge joke, which, I admit, I'm sometimes out of touch with, people may get pissed at you. Be prepared to duck.
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Mon Sep-26-05 04:39 AM
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5. I'm ducking and covering. and I apologize to all I may have offended. |
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I'm not a happy camper right now, and I'm sorry, I'm supposed to say I apologize every time I try to say I'm sorry. But I'm sorry still.
I'm ducking and I'm covering, I've not seen many real men stand up this last week or two. Sorry, it's just the case.
They checked out, went home, whatever.
Peace.
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Mon Sep-26-05 10:35 AM
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now get back in the kitchen and cook some dinner.
but bring me a beer first, wouldya sweetcheeks?
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Mon Sep-26-05 05:35 AM
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6. Not me, that's for sure |
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Mon Sep-26-05 05:50 AM
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7. Explain that crack, Anarchy... |
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Mon Sep-26-05 06:05 AM
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Mon Sep-26-05 07:51 AM
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9. "If you don't know what you did, I'm certainly not going to tell you." |
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Edited on Mon Sep-26-05 07:54 AM by gmoney
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on edit: actually, I think I understand what she means. To quote South Park quoting Jesus and/or Star Trek: "You don't have to be a great man. Just be a man."
I'm learning... slowly, slowly, but I am learning.
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Mon Sep-26-05 07:51 AM
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10. Not in coherent English... |
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Mon Sep-26-05 07:57 AM
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11. definition please? Should I spit and cuss and grab my crotch? |
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Mon Sep-26-05 08:00 AM
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12. i can pee standing up |
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Mon Sep-26-05 08:31 AM
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Mon Sep-26-05 08:48 AM
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17. I can write in the snow. |
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Don't eat the yellow snow!
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Mon Sep-26-05 08:49 AM
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18. I thought that was lemonade snow cones. |
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Mon Sep-26-05 08:52 AM
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Mon Sep-26-05 08:44 AM
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14. I'd answer if I was not so busy ignoring you ... |
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... and watching pro sports and being angry.
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Mon Sep-26-05 08:46 AM
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15. Huh? Please enlighten us on your question. |
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Mysogynism sucks, so does the reverse!
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Mon Sep-26-05 08:47 AM
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That's what the reverse is called, if you were wondering, haha.
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Mon Sep-26-05 08:51 AM
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19. Thank you... SMART ALECK! :-) The term had slipped my mind. |
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Mon Sep-26-05 10:13 AM
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22. Would that be Mrogynism...... |
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Mon Sep-26-05 11:39 AM
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29. Maybe it is, Pard! :-) |
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Mon Sep-26-05 10:07 AM
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21. I guess it would depend on your definition of a "real man". |
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You obviously have some issues to work out.
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Mon Sep-26-05 10:20 AM
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23. Not sure, awhile back I was a whiner with mommy issues, |
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among other things. Should I ask the neighbor her opinion?
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Mon Sep-26-05 10:43 AM
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Mon Sep-26-05 10:53 AM
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26. That explains a lot actually... |
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Mon Sep-26-05 10:56 AM
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27. I know you all are a product of my fevered mind. |
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:crazy: :silly::crazy: :silly::crazy: :silly::crazy: :silly::crazy: :silly:
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Mon Sep-26-05 04:25 PM
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Which explains why my threads get such a lack of response. There are really only three or four of us and the rest are just figments of our collective consciousness...or something.
That's quite comforting actually. :P
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Mon Sep-26-05 11:15 AM
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dont want no secret agent dont need no long cadillac dont want nobody with no problems i dont need a man with a monkey on his back i need a real man i said a real man i need a real man aint messing with no toy i dont need no baby boy dont need to send me no flowers babe sending flowers is real nice way ive been feeling my hearts been a-reeling i need a man that loves me once i want a man that loves me twice its a sticky situation babe keep me up late at night honey dont know the difference wanna go left when you shoulda gone right i want a real man i said a real man i want a real man i've been around the world i'm a woman not a girl i don't want no million dolaers i dont need no diamond ring you can twist and shout for to knock yourself out i dont care about material things i want a real man i need a real man i want a real man i said a real man i want a real man i need a real man baby i want a real man i want a real man real man real man aint messing with no toy dont need no baby boy i been around the world im a woman not a girl i want a real man real man etc
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Mon Sep-26-05 03:06 PM
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33. That second verse kinda says it all... |
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Keep doin' it until the job is done.....
Yep, that would be a real man....
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Mon Sep-26-05 11:46 AM
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30. A real man would never actually answer you. |
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Mon Sep-26-05 02:59 PM
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because this is gonna stay on the first page all week :eyes:
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Mon Sep-26-05 03:04 PM
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all the real men are outside, being manly. i just came in to get a file to sharpen my axe. (we're building a tree fort-no girls allowed)
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Mon Sep-26-05 04:21 PM
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38. Hey, you have a tree fort? |
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Mon Sep-26-05 04:16 PM
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don't let this drop. THIS IS HUGH!!!111!!!111
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Mon Sep-26-05 04:17 PM
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35. In this house? HELL YEAH! Where have you been? |
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Edited on Mon Sep-26-05 04:19 PM by JimmyJazz
on edit: not me, btw! But, I could start a list for you if you'd like.
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Mon Sep-26-05 04:19 PM
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Mon Sep-26-05 04:20 PM
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37. All men are real men. |
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Otherwise, they wouldn't be men.
:shrug:
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Mon Sep-26-05 04:28 PM
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Mon Sep-26-05 04:36 PM
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41. Oh, it appears we're getting bashed. :-( |
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Mon Sep-26-05 04:41 PM
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42. Sorry, I was scratching myself and watching NASCAR |
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What was the question again?
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Mon Sep-26-05 04:51 PM
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43. I missed it too. I was busy wiping my schlong on the curtains. |
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Mon Sep-26-05 05:29 PM
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I don't think the OP intentionally meant to bash DU men, because we all know DU men are da bomb. Some folks are taking it as a bash and that is reason enough to lock.
Thank you.
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