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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-26-05 11:17 AM
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One of the stupidest posts in the History of FreeRepublic


This is a pointless and utterly moronic rant I found posted there:

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God vs Gummit (Braying)
self | bray


Posted on 09/26/2005 9:12:12 AM PDT by bray


To the average Liberal the gummit is their god as was shown during hurricane Katrina. To the Conservative who believes in God, this hurricane was nothing more than an example of God’s strength. The Commie-lib mind set needs a central gummit that takes care of them from cradle to grave no matter the circumstances. These Socialists do not think in terms of local gummit, only an all encompassing Federal gummit to run their lives. This is why they can dismiss the utter incompetence of Mayor Nogin and focus squarely on their favorite pin cushion President Bush. That and the obvious political damage it could hopefully cause.

Liberalism’s root is Communism, a Godless philosophy where man is the top of the food chain and is only surpassed by gummit. Big govt to these people is the all encompassing wizard that covers all their needs. It redistributes wealth by punishing the achievers to pour money on inefficient Healthcare, Education, Welfare and every rat hole under the sun. This is the Liberal’s god/religion which is one major reason that Fundamentalist libs are irrational. The other being you must be semi-insane to believe this.

When braindead Liberals see something as catastrophic as Katrina expose the weakness of Big Gov they have to go into overdrive making excuses. The Dinocrats and Stone Age Press’ hysterical women had to cover the gummit limitations and impossibilities that were exposed. This disaster showed that God is far more powerful than man which is sacrilege to these atheists. Katrina blew in and the rains destroyed the levies flooding an area the size of Maryland and population of DC. Nothing could completely handle this disaster quickly or be expected to. They must make fall guys to excuse the weakness and corruption of a bloated Federal Bureaucracy.

Christians look at a disaster of Biblical proportions and marvel at the wonder of God’s power. We know that there is no way that man can match this power and understand there are going to be deaths and disaster. We roll up our sleeves and ask for God’s comfort and mercy through the power of prayer. After the disaster you could see who were the first ones in helping and that was the Christian organizations. This is what Jesus calls us to do to serve our fellow man. To spend time blaming and finger pointing wont accomplish anything positive so looking forward and giving aid and comfort to the victims is all that is needed. Christians look at Gummit as a back-up for brother helping brother.

We offer our hands if we are there and our prayers if we are not. We leave the biggest difficulties up to God and his helpers on the ground.

Likewise, Communism believes that man is the most powerful being in the universe. So when he sees these apocalyptic tragedies he tries to explain them in a man caused disaster. Instantaneously out came the Global Warming mad scientists explaining that this wouldn’t have happened w/o us driving our cars. Never mind that there have been canes along the Atlantic/Gulf coast for thousands of years, it’s all powerful man’s fault. Specifically it’s America’s fault and deserved it.

When those arguments semi-fizzled they went to their political attacks. Everything in their life is wrapped around their gummit god and politics. Since they have nothing of substance to offer, such as how to make a bad situation better, these dinosaurs attack President Bush. They attack him that FEMA was not as affective as they believe it should be when they designed it. FEMA is primarily a rebuilding and mortgage organization.

How can any department in the bloated gummit have handled a natural disaster the size of 20 atomic bombs? How is a gummit or any human organization expected to run smoothly when there is devastation of this magnitude with no roads, power or communication? Of course it cannot be expected, so the attack dogs in the press and other DNC operatives pretend there should be no disruptions whatsoever and any problems are Bush’s fault. This is the first time in history a President has been attacked for a natural disaster and is the cheapest form of political gamesmanship. We are witnessing a Party that will sink to any low at any time for any reason. We are actually seeing a Party in it’s death rattle.

In the end Churches were far more effective at bringing quick aid and comfort to these victims than the gummit. The churches are less structured and more flexible than a huge bureaucracy. In addition to the lack of paperwork needed they have a nearly unlimited supply of volunteers. This gets the need where it belongs far more efficiently than even the smallest bureau. While God’s servants were doing God’s work, Socialists were applying lipstick to hide a corrupt gummit dinosaur.

To find the Truth we only need to know 2 things. What were the instructions of the bus drivers and what happened to the levy money.

Pray for W and Our Freedom Fighting Troops



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Enough braying

1 posted on 09/26/2005 9:12:12 AM PDT by bray
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-26-05 11:19 AM
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1. Wow. He doesn't know a lot. n/t
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-26-05 11:21 AM
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3. not at all
This is well below the usual poor standards on that site
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-26-05 11:21 AM
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2. "Our Freedom Fighting Troops"
Fighting against freedom? Damn, stupid freedom. Glad they're doing that, as I wasn't using any of mine anyway.

Morans.
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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-26-05 11:25 AM
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4. WTF?
Has this guy been under a rock for the last 4000 years?
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xmas74 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-26-05 11:25 AM
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5. quote
" We roll up our sleeves and ask for God’s comfort and mercy through the power of prayer."
Doesn't The Lord want believers who will help themselves and help their fellow wo/man? I always thought that was an argument for more government assistance to all as a form of helping ourselves and others.
Forget it-since I'm not a fundamentalist Christian (liberal Christian instead) I guess I'm stupid and I don't have any idea of what being a real Christian is.
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regularguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-26-05 11:26 AM
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6. This guy's analysis would benefit greatly if it's author had
y'know, read a few books or somthin'.
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-26-05 11:28 AM
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7. I hope a large tree branch hits him in the head.....
Thereby displaying the awesome power of the lord. I'm sure that in between the spurts of blood gushing from his head, he'll have lot's of time to pray and thank god.
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-26-05 11:41 AM
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8. Does this guy believe everything Ann Coulter tells him?
That sounded just like a Coulter diatribe. :puke:
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distantearlywarning Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-26-05 11:41 AM
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9. This doesn't even make any sense.
Is he saying that because God is bigger than any government man can plan (God's hurricane is more badass than FEMA, for instance), that we shouldn't have any social programs at all unless they are church programs?

Right- or left-wing ideology aside, that argument doesn't make any sense. It's like his fingers just spewed out random crap from his head onto the keyboard while the part of his brain that evaluates whether paragraphs and sentences actually mean something sat back and watched.

Reading freeper posts makes my head hurt. I wish these guys would have paid better attention in English class, particularly the part where the teacher discussed constructing a logical argument. And this freeper's spelling of the word "government" as "gummit" is particularly annoying. Is he trying to be funny?

Bleagh. I think I need a drink. And I definitely need to stop reading posts that have "Look at the stupid post I found at Free Republic!!!" as the subject line. They make me worry about the future of my country too much.
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MN ChimpH8R Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-26-05 11:54 AM
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10. An astonishing display of ignorance
How can people this stupid manage to find jobs to pay for their Cheetos and computers? Dumber than a bag of ball-peen hammers doesn't begin to cover it. I doubt this moran can count to 21 without taking his pants off.

Yeah, the churches were sure effective in saving all those who died in Katrina. Churches all have Humvees, helicopters, emergency rescue and medical equipment, right?

"Hydrogen is not the most common element in the universe. STUPIDITY is the most common element in the universe." Frank Zappa
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Nicholas D Wolfwood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-26-05 12:15 PM
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11. I was wondering how long he could keep saying the same thing
over and over and over and over and over again.

Fucking moran. If the "gummit" wasn't lead by fucktards like you, this wouldn't have been a problem.
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Fox Mulder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-26-05 12:19 PM
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12. It really annoys me how they assume we're godless.
ATTN you stupid fucks: some of us are actually Christians! Get that through those sorry-ass thick skulls of yours! It's not that hard to do!

Damn.
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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-26-05 12:20 PM
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14. Don't you know
you're not a Christian unless you follow what their definition of Christianity is.
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hickman1937 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-27-05 02:08 AM
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18. I am sick and tired of Dems not getting it.
They are christians. They live and vote by the old testament, and ignore Jesus. They are pseudo-jews without the Talmud. The only true followers of Jesus are in the Democratic party.
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-26-05 12:20 PM
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13. *awestruck silence*
in awe of the proof of how few brain cells is required for humans to live (and be able to type).
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nickgutierrez Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-26-05 12:25 PM
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15. How does he remember to breathe?
If 'gummit' is bloated, it's because of the guy that made it that way.

HINT: It's not the Clenis.
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-27-05 01:41 AM
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16. I am so tired of hearing about how all liberals are atheists
At the extreme about .4% of us are, and that is only if every atheist in the US is a liberal (which is highly unlikely).

And I am sorry, but sitting around and praying for people whose houses are floating away does nothing. Being a sycophant for a government that refused aid to the victims of the worst natural disaster in US history until Chimpy McF*ckstick could make his grand entrance is bull.

What happened to the levee money? Its all over in Iraq you moran!
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hickman1937 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-27-05 02:01 AM
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17. Posted by someone who didn't have to hear someone die on
a 911 call. Posted by someone who wasn't anywhere near the destruction. Just another arm chair quarterback. Sick, sad and proud of his white supremacy.
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Zero Division Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-27-05 02:20 AM
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19. It ought to be a crime to kill the need for parody like this.
:cry:
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