We have kidnapped DMSRoar and are posting from his PC...

AnarchoFreeThinker

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Mon Sep-26-05 01:22 PM
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We have kidnapped DMSRoar and are posting from his PC...

...in retaliation for the numerous threads he authored disparaging our threads about Al Franken, the Crusades, and looting. We will be announcing ransom demands at 3:00 EST.
--Gee Dee

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Crazy Guggenheim

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Mon Sep-26-05 01:24 PM
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1. You can keep him.

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AnarchoFreeThinker

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Mon Sep-26-05 01:29 PM
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2. mmmrrrfffff!! mmmmrrffff!!! [struggling against gag] mmrrfrrrrfff!!!

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Crazy Guggenheim

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Mon Sep-26-05 01:30 PM
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3. Shut up.

*Don't worry it's plan*

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AnarchoFreeThinker

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Mon Sep-26-05 01:32 PM
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4. rrrmmokay.

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Crazy Guggenheim

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Mon Sep-26-05 01:35 PM
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5. Ok. What do you want?

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AnarchoFreeThinker

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Mon Sep-26-05 01:40 PM
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6. We want people to like us. Then you can have him back. --Gee Dee

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Crazy Guggenheim

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Mon Sep-26-05 01:42 PM
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7. Who are you? What makes you think we don't? What did he say

about Franken, et.al.?

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AnarchoFreeThinker

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Mon Sep-26-05 01:49 PM
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9. Don't try to fool us. We know nobody likes us. --Gee Dee

(And don't pretend you didn't know he makes fun of us for somedays hating or liking Al Franken, depending on whether Al Franken is God or a piece of crap that day. We can't help it if we have PASSION.)

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Crazy Guggenheim

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Mon Sep-26-05 01:53 PM
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12. Hey. I don't read his fucked up posts. He is kind of screwy. That's

why I told you to keep him. But what did he say? Maybe I can help you?

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AnarchoFreeThinker

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Mon Sep-26-05 01:58 PM
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15. Well, when we brought him into our dungeon, he wouldn't bow to TruthIsAll.

That's how disgusting he is. Typical of you Lounge lizards.
--GeeDee

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BikeWriter

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Mon Sep-26-05 01:47 PM
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8. DMSWHO?

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Crazy Guggenheim

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Mon Sep-26-05 01:50 PM
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10. *I'm trying to get him out. Besides, if he's got $ then he'll give us some

*Help me get him out*

:donut:

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BikeWriter

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Mon Sep-26-05 01:52 PM
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11. Are they going to kill him painfully, and is this guy worth the trouble?

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AnarchoFreeThinker

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Mon Sep-26-05 01:55 PM
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13. mrrrrr!!!! mrrrrrrrrrfffrrrrr!!! [violent struggling against gag]

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Crazy Guggenheim

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Mon Sep-26-05 01:55 PM
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14. I don't know I'm finding out. But he seems to be ok sometimes.

All depends what he said about Franken.

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BikeWriter

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Mon Sep-26-05 02:15 PM
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23. Hey, I hear you!

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Crazy Guggenheim

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Mon Sep-26-05 02:16 PM
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24. I've launched my attack!!

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Crazy Guggenheim

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Mon Sep-26-05 02:03 PM
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16. *The kidnappers just disparaged The Lounge! That's enough to save him!

Back me up. I'll go in with Tae Kwon Do - if I don't pull a muscle - and you jump in to the right of me.*

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CaliforniaPeggy

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Mon Sep-26-05 02:07 PM
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19. Hey, CG!

I just got back from my workout, and so I'm all warmed up.......

I'll stand by for backup....

You holler if you need me for something, OK?

We gotta get him out...he's important!

:kick:

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Crazy Guggenheim

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Mon Sep-26-05 02:09 PM
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20. Thanks CP! I love a tough woman! Bikewriter is coming in from the right.

You stand back until you see an opening wide on the left. But watchout for my spinkick. Ok, I'm going in ......

:woohoo:

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AnarchoFreeThinker

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Mon Sep-26-05 02:04 PM
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17. FULL RANSOM DEMANDS FOR DMSROAR BELOW:

Edited on Mon Sep-26-05 02:08 PM by dmsRoar

1. We demand everybody like us. It's hard not having anybody like us, so that's number one. Liking. Us.
2. We'll return DMSRoar after he apologizes for saying oh how isn't it funny those little kids in GD can't agree whether Al Franken is a good guy or not.
3. We're keeping our flamethrowers on him until someone in the Lounge expresses an actual opinion about something. We can't get one out of him for some reason.
4. Back to the part about liking us. Why don't people like us?
:-) We're nice people, unless you're not mad at Al Franken today. Well, are ya? ha-ha. See, we can joke.

--Gee Dee

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Crazy Guggenheim

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Mon Sep-26-05 02:07 PM
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18. Hey buddy! Can I roast a marshmellow on that flamethrower?

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AnarchoFreeThinker

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Mon Sep-26-05 02:10 PM
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21. Sure. Here, you hold it. --Gee Dee

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Crazy Guggenheim

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Mon Sep-26-05 02:13 PM
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22. *ATTACK!! JUMP SPINKICK! RIDGEHAND! ELBOW SMASH!

DOUBLE REVERSE SPINKICK!* C'MON Bikewriter! CP come after BW!

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BikeWriter

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Mon Sep-26-05 02:21 PM
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27. I'm right here with the .40 cal. Who do you want blasted?

:shrug:

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Crazy Guggenheim

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Mon Sep-26-05 02:22 PM
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28. Just untie DMSroar.

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BikeWriter

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Mon Sep-26-05 02:24 PM
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30. Okay, *unties DMSroar.*

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CaliforniaPeggy

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Mon Sep-26-05 02:34 PM
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32. I'm there, CG.........

Right behind you, BikeWriter.......

GOUGE! HIT! WHAMMY!

:nuke:

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Crazy Guggenheim

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Mon Sep-26-05 02:36 PM
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33. Hey you're cool! Now that Dmsroar is released let's run! Oh!

Somebody get the flamethrower. We could use it to roast something ..........

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BikeWriter

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Mon Sep-26-05 02:18 PM
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25. *BW searches for potatos to bake.*

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Crazy Guggenheim

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Mon Sep-26-05 02:19 PM
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26. The flamethrower is down! Hey! Help me out I'm attacking!!

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BikeWriter

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Mon Sep-26-05 02:23 PM
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29. No problem, point out the ones you want shot.

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Crazy Guggenheim

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Mon Sep-26-05 02:27 PM
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31. Ok ...... Shoot the guy that kidnapped him if you want to. *Shit I think

that I just pulled a muscle.*

No wait! Hey CP, untie what's his name ....

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AnarchoFreeThinker

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Mon Sep-26-05 02:36 PM
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34. mrrrfff mrrrrf [indicating to remove gag]

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Crazy Guggenheim

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Mon Sep-26-05 02:37 PM
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36. Jeez. I thought somebody else was going to do it. Ok I'll remove it.

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CaliforniaPeggy

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Mon Sep-26-05 02:37 PM
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35. I'll untie DmsRoar.......

Let me douse my nuke first...we don't need it now.....

SSSSSSSS....OK the flame is out...

Now let me untie our friend......DmsRoar......

There you go, good buddy...you're free at last......

:grouphug:

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AnarchoFreeThinker

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Mon Sep-26-05 02:42 PM
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37. wooo-hoooo! now let's get out of here before the Crusade thread restarts

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Crazy Guggenheim

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Mon Sep-26-05 02:43 PM
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38. *We all run out.*

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AnarchoFreeThinker

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Mon Sep-26-05 02:45 PM
Response to Reply #38

39. [lasers firing from TruthIsAll's eyes]

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Crazy Guggenheim

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Mon Sep-26-05 02:46 PM
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40. *Bikewriter shoots back*

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Crazy Guggenheim

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Mon Sep-26-05 02:50 PM
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41. Where's the link to the "discussion"?

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AnarchoFreeThinker

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Mon Sep-26-05 02:54 PM
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42. in archives, just smartass fake news stories at GD's expense

thanks for getting my back

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AnarchoFreeThinker

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Mon Sep-26-05 02:56 PM
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43. [mounts horse, rides into sunset with CP, CG, and BW (it's a big horse)]

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Crazy Guggenheim

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Mon Sep-26-05 02:58 PM
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44. I brought my yak with me, so I'll ride it!

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AnarchoFreeThinker

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Mon Sep-26-05 03:00 PM
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45. already, everybody off the really big horse and onto CG's yak

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BikeWriter

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Mon Sep-26-05 05:38 PM
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48. Yak, where did you get a freak'n yak?

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Crazy Guggenheim

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Mon Sep-26-05 05:40 PM
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49. I left it parked outside.

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BikeWriter

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Mon Sep-26-05 05:48 PM
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50. Oh, okay. That explains it.

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Crazy Guggenheim

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Mon Sep-26-05 03:14 PM
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46. See. We can kick Gee Dee's ass.

Edited on Mon Sep-26-05 03:14 PM by Crazy Guggenheim

:hide: :hide:

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AnarchoFreeThinker

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Mon Sep-26-05 03:16 PM
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47. Never in doubt.

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