Why did the chicken cross the road?

[Magrittes Pipe]

To get to the other side!!! :rofl:



I bet NONE of you have ever heard that one before, just like I've never heard any of the clever and innovative jokes posted in the Lounge today!

[Lavender Brown]

1. omg... why was six afraid of seven?

because seven ate nine! :spray:

***Email this to all your friends***

[JimmyJazz]

2. would you rather we pepper the lounge with earworms?

:P

[Magrittes Pipe]

3. Well, yeah.

If they're earworms I haven't already been confronted with 20+ times in the last fortnight, sure.

[StopTheMorans]

4. SNAP!

[JimmyJazz]

5. Puhleeze -No snaps were harmed in the creation of that post.

:P

[Midlodemocrat]

7. You asked for it.

I realize the ways your eyes deceived me
with tender looks that I mistook for love
So take away the flowers that you gave me
and send the kind that you remind me of.

Paper Roses, Paper Roses,
oh, how real those roses seemed to me.
But they're only, Imitation,
like your imitation love for me.

I thought that you would be a perfect lover.
You seemed so full of sweetness at the start.
But like a big red rose that's made of paper,
there isn't any sweetness in your heart.

Paper Roses, Paper Roses,
oh, how real those roses seemed to me.
But they're only, Imitation,
like your imitation love for me.

[no name no slogan]

6. because the pervert was

... oh never mind