PAT ROBERTSON CORRECTS DATELINE HOLLYWOOD ARTICLE

[The Sushi Bandit]

http://datelinehollywood.com/archives/2005/09/18/pat-roberston-corrects-dateline-hollywood-article/

Televangelist says DeGeneres’ homosexuality will cause earthquake, not hurricane



To the editors,
It has come to my attention that you recently published an article alleging that I blamed Hurricane Katrina on the selection of sexual deviant and New Orleans native Ellen DeGeneres to host the Emmy Awards. I must demand a correction to this libelous accusation. As I have stated repeatedly on “The 700 Club,” Hurricane Katrina occurred because New Orleans is the epicenter of sinful jazz music in America. As for Ellen “DeGenerate,” I have predicted she will meet her fate when the Good Lord creates an earthquake centralized directly below the studio where she tapes her talk show.

The very idea that I stated on “The 700 Club” last Sunday that one celebrity’s sexual deviancy was the cause of Hurricane Katrina is patently absurd. As most of your readers surely know, the Christian Broadcasting Network doesn’t even air “The 700 Club” on Sundays. The idea that I would work on the Sabbath is so ridiculous, it almost made me think that your article might be some kind of a joke.

In addition, your article misquoted me as saying that the Lord “will not tolerate such sinful behavior to spread beyond the Tonys” implied that I said He condones an awards show that exists solely to lure the millions of innocent young people who watch into the homosexual lifestyle.

[Fox Mulder]

1. What a hateful man.

When is God gonna punish him for his hateful attitude?

[The Sushi Bandit]

2. Soon I hope!

[The Sushi Bandit]

3. So why is he still here?

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. ROTFL! You people are too funny.

Hilarious!

Also love this one:

http://datelinehollywood.com/archives/2005/09/26/telethon-planned-to-help-celebrities-financially-devastated-by-katrina-donations/

TELETHON TO RAISE MONEY FOR CELEBRITIES WHO NEED MORE CASH TO DONATE TO HURRICANE VICTIMS

[WeRQ4U]

5. Those "articles" are funny.

Thanks for that link. lol