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Tue Sep-27-05 06:40 PM
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Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.
One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."
One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in field events in the Olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's ass and a cowboy hat. Now he's president of the United States."
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Tue Sep-27-05 06:41 PM
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Edited on Tue Sep-27-05 06:42 PM by qnr
Edit: Except he was /never/ a "cowboy." :)
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Tue Sep-27-05 07:16 PM
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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