A new strain of STD (Must Read)

[Freedom_from_Chains]

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent Strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. This disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior.

The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim (pronounced "gonna re-elect him."


Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for the past 4 years, in spite of having taken measures to protect themselves from this especially troublesome disease.

Cognitive sequelae of individuals infected with Gonorrhea Lectim include,but are not limited to.

Anti-social personality disorder traits; delusions of grandeur with a
distinct messianic flavor.

chronic mangling of the English language.

extreme cognitive dissonance.

inability to incorporate new information; pronounced xenophobia.

inability to accept responsibility for actions.

exceptional cowardice masked by acts of misplaced bravado.

uncontrolled facial smirking; ignorance of geography and history.

tendencies toward creating evangelical theocracies.

and a strong propensity for categorical, all-or-nothing behavior.

The disease is sweeping Washington. Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed and baffled that this malignant disease originated only a few years ago from a Texas Bush.

[AspenRose]

1. hee hee hee hee hee hee hee

Man, is that clever.

[NMDemDist2]

2. funny but maybe better in the Lounge? n/t

[Freedom_from_Chains]

7. Sorry, I've never posted a joke before and was unsure

where to put it. If maybe a mod could move it.

[progressoid]

21. Nah, this is a fine spot for it.

[dajoki]

25. thanks for laugh...

i think it's ok right here. most people have a sense of humor.

[Massacure]

3. Bwuahaha. That is grand!

:rofl:

[Mr Rabble]

4. LOL. That is really funny. nt

[jayctravis]

5. I had to spam this to my relatives. Forgive me. :)

[obxhead]

6. kick

[Seansky]

8. Got to share this one...Great!

[New Earth]

10. i will share too

hope no one minds

[intheflow]

9. Nominated because it's so clever.

:rofl:

[BlueIris]

12. I nominated it, too. I was the fifth vote.

Normally, I hate jokes about STDs, but--this was pretty funny.

[skooooo]

11. ..lol...i started out thinking this was serious..

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[ladylibertee]

13. gonna re-elect him....LOL

[WindyInPA]

15. I'm spreading this STD around!

:yourock:

This is brilliant!

:applause:

[panhead1961]

14. other affects

I few people I know have contracted this STD.

Most have lost their jobs.

No health care.

Seems that getting boned up the ass is the number one way of getting this STD.

Where's the concert to help the 200 million plus afflicted with this disease

[BlueIris]

18. Snerk.

Think I'll be holding off on sending money to those who need help at that concert.

[Stockholm]

16. ROFL! n/t

[orpupilofnature57]

17. To the ? % Afflicted, Thanks assholes !! you feel Morally mighty now??

[lildreamer316]

19. There goes the morning tea through my nose.

ROTFLMAO:rofl:

[indepat]

20. Nominated

[Melissa G]

22. ROTFLMAO!!!! Needed that Laugh! Thanks!

Passing this one around! Nominated!

[npincus]

23. funny- kick!

[donkeyotay]

24. Call out the military! This must be one of those "other scenarios"

"It's very important for us as we look at the lessons of Katrina to think about other scenarios that might require a well-planned, significant federal response..." The Preznit

[raccoon]

26. Thanks for sharing that, I needed a laugh. nt

[caligirl]

27. Oh my god, thats hystrical. Good laugh.

[Rainscents]

28. ROFL... This is hystrical!!! Thanks.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Moderator]

29. and a kick for the Move

[SOteric]

30. *snerk*

[NMMNG]

31. Aaaak!

I've encountered many with this disease. Is there a treatment or cure?