Z_I_Peevey
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Tue Sep-27-05 10:49 PM
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Don't stick corn in your nose. |
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I did this once when I was a toddler.
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Tue Sep-27-05 10:50 PM
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1. Not much point in sticking it in your mouth either-- comes out the same |
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Tue Sep-27-05 10:52 PM
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2. And just how would you know that? |
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Do you make it a point to look at your . . . .
Never mind.
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Tue Sep-27-05 11:03 PM
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3. Common knowledge-- and three kids. eom |
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Tue Sep-27-05 11:06 PM
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Tue Sep-27-05 11:19 PM
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5. when I was in my 20's, my best friend did a "watch this" and |
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stuck a Certs up his nostril...then he couldn't get it out. He closed one nostril and tried to blow the blocked nostril clear. I laughed my ass off as I drove. He complained that the Certs was burning, so I drove to the local ER. He got the offending Certs out as I drove up to the doors.
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Wed Sep-28-05 12:01 AM
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Wed Sep-28-05 12:18 AM
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7. Years ago I was in the hospital |
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having a kidney removed, and one of the interns told me about a patient who was there because he got his penis stuck in a bottle.
I fussed at him for making me laugh when I had all those stitches...
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Wed Sep-28-05 12:42 AM
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9. That's why I always carry these: |
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Wed Sep-28-05 12:23 AM
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8. My brother had to go to ther doctor to get |
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a green bean extracted from his nostril.
He also warned me to not pee on the electrical fence.
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