New similes that DU needs.

[trof]

Bush* is as dumb as a box of rocks.
Rove is as crooked as a snake.
Cheney is as honest as loaded dice.
Rumsfeld's "briefings" are as clear as mud.

Your turn.
;-)

[GOPisEvil]

1. Bush* is as spineless as a jellyfish.

DeLay is as evil as Satan and twice as sneaky.

[Nihil]

2. Not a simile but ...

... shouldn't Rumsfeld's "briefings" be called "longings"?

[Philostopher]

3. The media?

Dumb (literally, as in silent) as a bag of hammers.

[Zan_of_Texas]

4. BushCo - cute and cuddly as a tarantula

Ari Fleischer has been to credibility what Tonya Harding was to professional ice-skating.

BushCo is attempting to do to the United States what Ken Lay and Jeff Skilling did to Enron.

The members of the Bush Administration are so low they could crawl under a snake wearing top-hats.

George W. Bush is as much a naval aviation hero as I am the architect of the vile conservative swamp we live in, a place filled with bigotry, dishonesty, unchecked elitism, and endless violence and war.

The Republicans' plans to help Americans in general with health care, education, and maintaining the infrastructure are as stunningly effective as the plan for Americans to protect themselves against terrorists by stocking up on duct tape and plastic.

After the Supreme Court struck down the sodomy laws this summer, a number of prominent homophobes made some remarkable comments. One even blamed gay people for the general increase in unwed pregnancies. This is sort of like blaming the French for America's problems in Iraq.

Any stray tabby cat has told fewer lies than George W. Bush on any given day.

Neocon foreign policy -- first there was swagger, now there's stagger.

GWB is so closely tied with corporate interests he has to shake them out of his underwear every morning.

Bush/Cheney '04: Over a billion Whoppers served.

If you loved Enron's faith-based accounting, you'll LOVE faith-based electronic voting!

Plan for Naked American Conquest (PNAC)


(Okay, so they're not all similies. Still, worth extra credit points!)