My cell phone is killing me

[khashka]

If it tells me one more time to be safe and be courteous I'm gonna start slapping random strangers!

Khash.

[tainowarrior]

1. hahah

phones say "be safe and courteous" these days?

I'm really behind.

[khashka]

3. Mine does

If they ever update it and it says "no heavy breathing" the little bastard is going straight into the trash can.

I don't need this kind of pressure - Cingular is NOT my mother, damn it.



Khash.

[evlbstrd]

2. Gonna do a happy slap?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x4071543

[In_The_Wind]

4. my cell phone glows and pulsates

but it doesn't tell me to be safe and be courteous what kind of flipping phone does that - the next thing you'll have will be a plasma TV screen built into every room with two way viewing encouraging you to be safe and be courteous ... Brave New What

[djeseru]

5. My Cingular tells me so too.

I keep waiting for it to ask if I've brushed my teeth and changed my undies...

[rucky]

6. Mine tells me to be less self-critical and more optimistic. n/t

[khashka]

7. so you got one of those New Age cell phones?

I tried that but mine kept telling me I was gonna be a cockroach in my next life.

Even if I am coming back as a cockroach I don't need to be reminded every time I pick up the phone.

Maybe I should switch to the Baptist cell network - all they ever say is Jeebus Loves You. Which is kinda nice.


Khash.

[Zuni]

8. Is your phone possessed?

:scared:

[BiggJawn]

9. Gee, mine says "Fuck Bush" every time it powers up...

I LIKE my phone!

[NMMNG]

10. Your cell phone gives you orders?

Wow

[Starlight]

11. Mine doesn't do that. I guess Cingular doesn't care about me.

:cry:

[rucky]

12. it's just given up on you

at least the "courteous" part.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

13. My cell phone does the same thing, my dear Khash.......

The only thing that bothers me is that it wastes my time.......


:nuke:

[Bassic]

14. Your cell phone is telling you what? nt