Can't see my girlfriend until my ex-wife gets home from her 3-minute dates

[Pale Blue Dot]

Is my life bizarre or what? :eyes:

[GOPisEvil]

1. I'm sure this makes sense...

...in some world...

:silly:

[Pale Blue Dot]

10. Hey, congrats on winning a game!

:evilgrin:

[GOPisEvil]

12. It had to happen sooner or later.

Bastard.


:P

[Pale Blue Dot]

13. Yeah, I'm sure one of these days I'll lose one, too.

Maybe.

:evilgrin:

[In_The_Wind]

2. Now I Am Confused!

[Pale Blue Dot]

9. Welcome to my world.

:hi:

[petronius]

3. Just be sure to remind your ex-wife that you have a real girlfriend,

and didn't have to spend the afternoon in a contrived situation with a bunch of desperate strangers! :evilgrin:

[Pale Blue Dot]

5. That's implied anyway.

:D

[Redstone]

4. Say what?

You post something that far off the wall, you owe us an explanation. And sooner would be better than later.

Redstone

[Pale Blue Dot]

7. I'm watching our son while the ex does this 3 minute date thing.

Basically, she goes on 15 "dates" during which she talks to a guy for 3 minutes. Afterwards you can exchange phone numbers with anytone you may be interested in.

I agreed to help my ex go out anytime she asked (we're on good terms, obviously), but tomorrow is my day off and as soon as she gets home I'm making the 3-4 hour trek up to see Sarah (who I haven't seen for 3 days and I miss terribly).

Make sense? :D

[Redstone]

6. Oh, wait a minute. I bet I've got it figured out.

Your ex is out for one of those "speed dating" things, and you gotta watch the kidlets until she's done. So even though each of her "dates" is only 3 minutes long, she's gone the better part of the evening.

Am I right?

Redstone

[Pale Blue Dot]

8. Yep. See above.

:D

[Redstone]

17. Why can't I help thinking that "speed dating" is a sign of sheer

desperation, not to mention incurable yuppiness?

Could it be that I think of it that way, because that's the way it is?

Those rooms must be absolutely bursting with the aroma of flopsweat. I'd sooner do without a woman than debase myself like that.

Redstone

[Pale Blue Dot]

11. GRRRRRRRRR

She's stuck in traffic... :grr:

[SarahB]

14. Wahhhh!

:cry:

Actually, I should be decompressed from class by the time you get here. :crazy:

[SarahB]

15. p.s.

Did she get lucky? :P

[Pale Blue Dot]

16. Don't know. She still isn't home.

:grr:

At this point, she BETTER have exchanged phone numbers with at least one extremely rich man.

I miss you, sweetheart. I'm so sorry this is taking so long. :cry: