Come, let us praise the holy CAPTION!!

[Guaranteed]

A state disciplinary panel removed Alabama state Supreme Court Justice Roy Moore from his post for refusing to remove a large granite Ten Commandments monument from his court building in Montgomery, Alabama.(AFP/Getty Images/File/Erik S. Lesser)

[RobertSeattle]

1. Jesus - please heal my hair - Praise God!

[CanuckAmok]

2. ...aind to prove Ah am on the sahde of Righteousness...

...Ah'm a-jest gonna stand heah until mah hands staht bleedin' from Holy Stigmahtah...

...hmmm...ahm still waitin' patiently...Loahd...

...any tahm now, Heavenly Fathah...

...c'on, now, Loahd, everyone's watchin'!

[SlavesandBulldozers]

7. ahahhaha

nice one. loved it. genius.

[Fenris]

3. This reminds me of that scene in "The Last Crusade"...

Where the knight tells Indy and the Nazi collaborator to pick a cup, and the Nazi collaborator's blonde assistant picks a gilded cup. He drinks from it and he dies. He chose poorly.

What a surreal picture.

[Guaranteed]

4. Yup

yup....yup.........:)

[underpants]

5. Please GAWD help me chose the right chalice

That's what I thought when I saw it too.

[psychopomp]

10. Man, you crack me up

I think I told ya that before somewheres.

[Guaranteed]

6. "So then God told me,

after he broke his leg, 'No...you go on....take my place even....tell them about me, collect money for me....'.....and that's just what I'm doing."

[BurtWorm]

8. I just downed six chalices of communion wine and I am ready to PAR-TAY!!

[underpants]

9. Roy Moore greets visitors at his "Commandment themepark"

Admission is $1 per commandment, hey what is he supposed to do with the damned (oops sorry) thing now?

[cosmicdot]

11. Judge Roy: now, that that gig's up ... I need to raise a little money ...

... maybe run for President or, at least, shop the Bachrach catalog for a new tie I've got my eye on ... Lot 666, an interesting assortment of wafer plates and 'grape juice' chalices ... might be a wedding present for newlyweds ... nice collection here ... who'll start the bidding at $500 ... certainly a good price here ... $400 ... yes, $400 ... do I hear $450 ...

[NightTrain]

12. "Two heathens walk into a bar...."

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