Yo mama

[alexwcovington]

:P I'm sure we all remember the "your mama" jokes from middle school... what was the best one you ever heard?

[Bushknew]

1. Yo mama is so fat that she has to rock herself to get out of bed.

[4323Lopez]

2. I've seen this thread before

[Blue-Jay]

5. So has yo mama!

heh

[Colin Ex]

3. Yo mama so stupid

she got locked in a grocery store and died of starvation.

[Skittles]

4. YO MAMA LIKE A BOWLING BALL

PICKED UP AND FINGERED AND THROWN IN THE GUTTER. :O

[Blue-Jay]

6. Yo mama's glasses are so thick,

when she looks at a map, she can see people waving.

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles traffic slows down.

Yo mama's so hairy, Bigfoot takes pictures of her.

[kmla]

7. Yo mama is so old.....

... da bitches phone number is... 12!

[Skittles]

8. YO MAMA SO FAT

HER HIGH SCHOOL YEARBOOK PICTURES WERE ARIAL PHOTOS

[AquariDem]

9. Yo mama so nasty, when I went to your house

and asked what's for dinner she put her foot up on the table and said, "COOOOOOOOORN!"

[dani]

10. I liked the one about

yo mama wears combat boots (or however it went) because people said it a lot in my grade school but it never made any sense to me.

[MountainLaurel]

11. Yo mama so fat

She sweats Crisco.

[Cooley Hurd]

15. Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu!

(stolen from "The Sopranos")

[Catshrink]

17. PHC had a series of those on it's "Joke Show" one year

Laughed so hard. It was just great.

My nephew and I have a variation of it called "Your cat is so fat" because of my Sammy who weighs in at a hefty 25+#:

[alexwcovington]

19. Not the Sopranos

I was telling that joke long before they were a twinkle in some producer's eye.

[kodi]

12. how dare you insult yo yo ma's mother.

he's a great musician

[alexwcovington]

20. :P

lol

[Wolfman 11]

13. yo mama's so country she had cornbread for a wedding cake

[Skittles]

14. lol

that sounds more like "YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF . . . . "

[DS1]

16. Yo mama's so fat

When God created light, he said "Get out the way, bitch!"

[DS1]

18. Yo mama SO UGLY ....

Wcross just saw her in his front yard!

Ba-dum-tiss!

[HamstersFromHell]

21. Yo mama's so skinny....

...she had to jump around in the shower to get wet.