By all rights, I should be drunk.

[ZombieNixon]

But instead, I'm sitting here trying to write a paper for class on Monday.

AAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!

:mad:

[Whoa_Nelly]

1. Want help?

Topic/class :)

[ZombieNixon]

3. It's actually a "journal entry."

Just not my journal. I have to write two pages from the perspective of Claude "Lefty" Williams, one of the eight Chicago White Sox players who accepted bribes to throw the 1919 World Series. It's actually a very interesting topic, I just don't wanna do it right now.

[Whoa_Nelly]

9. Once more, the coach is an asshole!

...or start it out...
It's a dark and stormy night....

[ZombieNixon]

10. More along the lines of...

who the hell is this feller in a bowler hat telling me to throw the game or he's gonna kill my wife?

[Whoa_Nelly]

12. Aha! You are on it with your entry!

:woohoo:

[ZombieNixon]

13. Whoohoo!!! Kiss my ass, writer's block.

Nixon's on the warpath, baby!!!!!!!

[JVS]

2. Welcome to the land of Tough Fucking Shit!

:-)

[Graf Orlok]

4. I should be drunk too...

but I have no one to go to the bar with.

[Whoa_Nelly]

6. I'll go!

Just give me 2.5 days to drive there...

[Graf Orlok]

7. Sweet.

I'll see you Monday afternoon!

:P

[Whoa_Nelly]

11. Sure thing, babycakes!

We'll parlay it into a 5-day barhop scene!

[La Lioness Priyanka]

5. thats sad,...i should be asleep

but am wasting everyones time instead,

asleeppriyanka

[ZombieNixon]

8. Good night.

You're not wasting people's time. At least not more than the rest of us.