What's the oddest pickup/icebreaker line you've ever used that's worked?

[ZombieNixon]

For me, it was, "Well, this thing is certainly taking its time," referring to the elevator in the building taking about fifteen minutes to climb two floors. Now we're catching a movie on Tuesday night.

[Rabrrrrrr]

1. I'm so sorry, but I'm quite sure that's MY phlegm on the back of your neck

[ZombieNixon]

2. And then what happened?

[Rabrrrrrr]

10. We made torrid love on the floor of Wilfred Brimley's van

in between the boxes of collector K-car replicas and sacks of the tie-dyed t-shirts he was selling at Barry White concerts.

[ZombieNixon]

11. Mmm...sounds like fun!

B-)

[Rabrrrrrr]

13. It was great, until Wilfred's tacos kicked in.

Holy God!

[MrScorpio]

3. Getting my jacket button caught on a girl's sweater

"Looks like we have a connection here."

Remember, I said this with MY voice

[BikeWriter]

4. I walked up to the last ex and kissed her...

It lasted 15 years.

[tjdee]

6. That's all you're gonna say about it, LOL?

Where were you? What about her prompted that action? Were you drunk?
What did she say after you did that?

That's like a movie, right there!

[BikeWriter]

7. You'd really like to know the secret, huh?

B-)

[tjdee]

16. Yes!

Do tell! :popcorn:

[BikeWriter]

23. She asked me if I kissed like that all over...

and I said all over more than anyplace else. I used the scene in one of my books, too.

[leftofthedial]

5. Um, excuse me, but that's MY fly.

works every time, but it's still odd.

[WCGreen]

8. Wanna Fuck!

I couldn't believed it worked....

A keg Hairy Buffalo Party at OSU....

Damn, the 70's were a bit different than now a days....

On second thought, probably not....

[In_The_Wind]

18. ...

the line still works with the correct delivery ...

just sayin'

[WCGreen]

20. I'll keep THAT in mind!!!!

[flvegan]

9. "you are so obnoxious"

Coming from me, she took it as a compliment, and she took pride in her obnoxicity (sp?).

She also appreciated my honesty, and that I obviously wasn't just trying to get in her pants.

Which I did.

[skygazer]

12. "Hi, I'm taking a survey"

"Do you believe in casual sex?"

Which started out as a joke between me and a girlfriend - I told her I was going to approach a hot guy with that line and she dared me to do it.

He did.

[datasuspect]

14. "you know, i'm the only guy who can get a hot dog at mcdonalds . . . "

[Crazy Guggenheim]

15. "Hey baby, you look like your biological clock is going off."

[Parrcrow]

17. Nice Jugs!!

she was carrying two pitchers of beer.

[radwriter0555]

19. "You should take me out on a date sometime!"

It worked. Good fun, rather classic.

[suzbaby]

21. You know those little sweetheart candies?

The ones that have sayings like "Be mine." I once gave a guy a sweetheart that said "Call me" and he did.
Of course we never had more than one date, but that's tangential to the story. :)

*Edit: forgot a word in the sentence*

[NewJeffCT]

22. nice one

I bet a lot of guys would fall for it.