They'll always have Paris (Magazine: Paris Hilton breaks off engagement)

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/TV/10/01/parishilton.engagement.ap/index.html

LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- Paris Hilton has ended her five-month engagement to a Greek shipping heir, a celebrity magazine reported.

The celebutante broke off wedding plans with Paris Latsis, according to a report posted Friday on Us Weekly's Web site.

(snip)

"Over the last couple months I've realized that this is the right decision for me," Hilton said.

"We remain best of friends, and I'll always love him," Hilton's statement added. "I hope people will respect my privacy during this emotional time."

Well... Someone had to post it, right?

Right? :shrug:

[ghostsofgiants]

1. Paris Hilton needs to be destroyed

[Gormy Cuss]

3. Cato? Is that you?

Ceterum censeo carthaginem esse delendam

[Crazy Guggenheim]

2. Why isn't this in LBN??????

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

4. It all winds up here eventually.

[petronius]

5. "Over the last couple of months"?

Haven't they only been engaged a couple of months? And wasn't she whining about the ring just a couple of weeks ago?

This sucks - I was so looking forward to a juicy celebrity divorce... :(

[zigster]

6. What does the Greek kid care?

He got his turn in the sack with her.

[Left Is Write]

7. She knew the address labels would be too confusing if she married him.

Not to mention the phone calls...!

"Is Paris there?"