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Fri Nov-14-03 03:24 PM
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Donate 30 bucks to DU and win a date with me! |
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Well, just kidding gentlemen, unless, of course, you're smart, liberal, cute, and single. I'll even let you spring for travel costs, how about that!
Seriously, though, I finally got my paycheck today so I can give a little to the site that's kept me sane these past several months and that I have to be on at least two hours a day or I'll get REALLY cranky! Usually, I'm cranky anyway from staying up late with the computer, but never mind. So come on, guys, fill DU's bank acount and fill my dance card!!!!!!!!
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Fri Nov-14-03 03:25 PM
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1. You're going to be busy! |
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I don't meet all of your criteria so I'm out of it, otherwise I'd probably be in that long, long line.
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Fri Nov-14-03 03:26 PM
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2. You are lucky there aern't any more sex threads allowed. |
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Fri Nov-14-03 03:28 PM
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Good point! I'll also throw in the fact that I'm a natural 44DD!!!! Of course, I know that that doesn't really matter to you modern, progressive, intellectual, sensitive men who are only interested in a woman's mind, right? RIGHT?
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Fri Nov-14-03 03:32 PM
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We don't have to only be interested in a woman's mind. That would be a frustrating relationship!
although... I have discovered that adapting quotes from 17th century philosophers makes great pillowtalk. Probably only works if you're both philosophy majors, though. :bounce:
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Fri Nov-14-03 08:28 PM
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Sat Nov-15-03 01:44 PM
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Would lead me away from my intellectual side,back toward my neandrathal nature:)
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Fri Nov-14-03 03:26 PM
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plus I already donated, but not quite 30 bucks
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Fri Nov-14-03 03:27 PM
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if it's more than five bucks, maybe I'll make an exception for ya!
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Fri Nov-14-03 03:37 PM
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11. it was more than five |
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I'd donate more but I'm still waiting on my tax cut.
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Fri Nov-14-03 03:45 PM
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15. Ha! You're sure going to be waiting a long |
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Fri Nov-14-03 03:34 PM
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7. I'll pay ten thousand cash... |
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for a Dream Date wih Bobby Kennedy! But don't tell Ethel. Let's go to Teddy's place.
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Fri Nov-14-03 03:35 PM
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8. Honey, for a date with you, I'd |
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Fri Nov-14-03 03:46 PM
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16. Well, I'm not a devil, so you |
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don't have to quite go THAT far, lol!
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Fri Nov-14-03 03:36 PM
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Hey! I'm all those things! What kind of food do you like?
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Fri Nov-14-03 03:47 PM
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18. It's a real toss between |
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Italian, Mexican, and Indian!
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Fri Nov-14-03 03:51 PM
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21. I make some killer baked ziti... |
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Fri Nov-14-03 03:56 PM
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be still my heart! What about lasagna?
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Fri Nov-14-03 04:11 PM
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28. There's half a pan in my fridge right now from Wed night. |
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Not too shabby. I haven't been making lasagne for very long, so I'm still playing around with the recipe.
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Fri Nov-14-03 04:18 PM
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you like to "play around", huh? So just how far is Springfield from Painesville (near Cleveland)?
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Fri Nov-14-03 04:24 PM
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32. I'd guess about three hours or so. |
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Back off, guys! I'm workin' here.
:p
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Fri Nov-14-03 04:25 PM
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33. I'm in the cheering section! |
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Fri Nov-14-03 04:50 PM
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You're just relieved 'cause that lets you off the hook, David! Of course, Texas IS a tad bit more of a distance than Springfield, Ohio, so I guess you're off the hook anyway!
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Fri Nov-14-03 04:52 PM
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38. Well, yeah...he's closer, and he makes baked ziti! |
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How do I compete with that? ;-)
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Fri Nov-14-03 04:48 PM
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35. Well, three hours isn't that far at all! |
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Fri Nov-14-03 06:08 PM
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Fri Nov-14-03 03:37 PM
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10. 3 outta 4 and I donated |
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Fri Nov-14-03 03:45 PM
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13. Depends on which of the four doesn't |
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Fri Nov-14-03 03:52 PM
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Need to lose about 30 pounds :evilfrown:
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Fri Nov-14-03 03:40 PM
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12. I'm old, fat, ugly, and married; but I am Liberal. I take that back, |
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I'm mature, feet firmly on the ground, and live with a good friend. How's that?:)
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Fri Nov-14-03 03:45 PM
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14. You're old when you remember dates/bedding - but don't remember why you |
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went on dates or did the bedding.
I think that occurs about 6 months before you forget the way back to your room from the hall bathroom.
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Fri Nov-14-03 03:47 PM
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17. I'm smart, cute and liberal. But I'm married. |
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That's okay, liberalhistorian, you're a good Platonic friend to have. :-)
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Fri Nov-14-03 03:49 PM
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19. Aw, geez, why are all the good ones |
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taken, lol! Especially when the only single guys around here are mega-freepers, RW wingnuts, or fundie nutballs!
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Fri Nov-14-03 03:50 PM
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20. I'm all 4 things, plus 1 other trait: Gay |
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The last one screws it up I suppose. But if you lived in the neighborhood, I would have taken you up on the Platonic date anyway because you sound smart, funny, and intense (the traits I love in others).
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Fri Nov-14-03 03:55 PM
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And you can never have too many friends!
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Fri Nov-14-03 03:57 PM
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25. you have to be single, eh? |
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Fri Nov-14-03 04:08 PM
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you do have to be single. I do have SOME morals and principles, you know (or I at least have to make it SEEM like I do, lol)!
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Fri Nov-14-03 04:10 PM
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Fri Nov-14-03 06:25 PM
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42. Well, honey, since you |
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donated 50 bucks instead of just 30, you can have anything you want!
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Fri Nov-14-03 04:13 PM
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29. I just donated $50.... |
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Edited on Fri Nov-14-03 04:15 PM by mike_c
How far will that get me?
I'm smart, far to the left of Cheney's worst nightmare, cute in a middle-aged hippie way, but alas not single. Sorry to let you down, LH, and I hope you'll get over the heartbreak soon....
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Fri Nov-14-03 04:19 PM
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31. I gave $25, does that count? |
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Fri Nov-14-03 06:26 PM
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43. Well, that depends on where you would want |
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to go on a date! A beer-swilling tractor pull ain't gonna cut it!
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Fri Nov-14-03 10:44 PM
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47. Beer-swilling good, tractor pull bad... |
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Sat Nov-15-03 12:44 PM
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I never understood what the big deal about them was, anyway! Of course, now, the beer I can understand. I have a very low alcohol tolerance, so let's just say that one beer or one drink and I'm sloshed, lol!
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Fri Nov-14-03 04:52 PM
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37. But you're sooooo not my type. |
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Fri Nov-14-03 04:54 PM
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39. I'm mailing in $20 tonight. But can I still go out with you?? |
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LOLOLOL Just kidding. I'm probably too young for you...:-)
I got my paycheck today, so it's off to the store to get a money order after practice...
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Fri Nov-14-03 05:40 PM
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Fri Nov-14-03 06:37 PM
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44. smart, liberal, and single, ok |
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Cute. That's a subjective term. lol. I'm just in the mood to be funny today since I got "pinned".
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Fri Nov-14-03 08:14 PM
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45. Well, hey, sense of humor is even better |
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and more important than looks, at least to me!
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Sat Nov-15-03 01:36 PM
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49. Could be worse, I guess |
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I could look like Igor in "Young Frankenstein". lol (Picks up Abby Normal's brain)
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Sat Nov-15-03 02:29 PM
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51. Well when you put it that way!! |
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ANYTHING FOR A DATE! OH PLEASE OH PLEASE! LOL:P
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Sat Nov-15-03 09:58 PM
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52. Someone make her a serious offer |
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she has a great telephone voice as well. Living several states away, and being in school takes me out of the running for this hot date right now. Hi LH :hi:
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Sun Nov-16-03 11:08 AM
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Great telephone voice? That would seem to imply that one has spoken with her on the telephone, wouldn't it? ;-)
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Sun Nov-16-03 11:25 AM
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55. One would come to that conclusion |
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I guess, and I wouldn't be shy to say that I did. Only wish I could take advantage of a real date. Maybe LH will call me back one of these days. :loveya:
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Sun Nov-16-03 11:31 AM
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your phone number? Perhaps she'll see your urgent plea here and respond. Will you be home today to accept her call? :D
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Sun Nov-16-03 12:27 PM
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and yes. Unfortunately it's not urgent, but other details are better left unsaid. Are you single, and willing to relocate to the land of cheese? My inbox is open.
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Sun Nov-16-03 11:01 AM
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53. One more kick for LH and DU |
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LH would be a fine catch DU men. It's also never too late to donate if you haven't. I'm sending a long distance hug, but hopefully there is some single Buckeye that hasn't spoke up yet.
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Did I win?
<crosses fingers> ;)
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