Wapsie B
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Sat Oct-01-05 02:05 PM
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Try out your rejection lines here. |
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I know, lame copycat thread. ;-)
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Sat Oct-01-05 02:06 PM
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1. Ah, dude, I like chicks......... |
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Sat Oct-01-05 02:25 PM
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Sat Oct-01-05 02:23 PM
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2. When I was single...... |
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and someone would come up to give me their phone number in a club. I'd say "No thanks, heres my number.....if you give me yours I won't call anyhow, so heres mine"
It was subtle, but the person usually didnt "get it" until I wouldnt return messages left on my answering machine. :shrug:
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Sat Oct-01-05 02:25 PM
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3. Yeah I can be pretty dense around women |
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but I think I'd get that one.
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Sat Oct-01-05 02:25 PM
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4. I don't know if I'd call it rejection... |
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but, i was making out with a woman I had met online... we were in a parking lot of a local pub. I noticed a guy staring at us maybe 4-5 cars away. I pointed it out to her and she said, "oh, that's my husband..."
kind of killed my mood, even though she was a great kisser.
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Sat Oct-01-05 02:26 PM
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Sat Oct-01-05 02:27 PM
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especially since she was so matter of fact.
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Sat Oct-01-05 02:25 PM
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5. Here's mine: "You! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!" |
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Edited on Sat Oct-01-05 02:28 PM by Crazy Guggenheim
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Sat Oct-01-05 02:27 PM
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Sat Oct-01-05 02:27 PM
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Sat Oct-01-05 02:29 PM
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12. That would get most people. |
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But with some ya never know.
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Sat Oct-01-05 02:29 PM
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11. my most common used to be |
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"Jeff, you're a really nice guy, but..."
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Sat Oct-01-05 02:30 PM
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13. That's the one I was looking for. |
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The old standby. Or, "I really like you, but......"
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Sat Oct-01-05 02:31 PM
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14. "You're such a great friend. It's nice to have friends like you." |
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Sat Oct-01-05 02:33 PM
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The old ladder theory in play.
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Sat Oct-01-05 02:46 PM
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Sat Oct-01-05 03:25 PM
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25. This one is my favorite though... |
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"I love you. I really do. And I'll love you for the rest of my life. But I just can't be in a relationship with you right now. I hope we can still be friends."
I've had the pleasure of being on the receiving end of this verbal testicle-punch. Of course, I used my last ounce of strength to muster an "Oh go to Hell" and then I hung up the phone.
Good times!:banghead:
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Sat Oct-01-05 05:39 PM
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28. That means you still pay.... |
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Sat Oct-01-05 02:39 PM
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16. "I don't want to ruin our friendship." |
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Sat Oct-01-05 02:43 PM
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Good one! Nothing like a wet blanket statement like that to grind things to a halt.
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Sat Oct-01-05 02:46 PM
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18. "Sorry. I have herpes." |
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Sat Oct-01-05 02:47 PM
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20. Oh that would put a damper on things for sure. |
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Sat Oct-01-05 02:47 PM
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21. "It's not me, it's you." |
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Sat Oct-01-05 02:48 PM
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Sat Oct-01-05 02:50 PM
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23. "Sure. I'll store your body right next to other ones" |
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Sat Oct-01-05 02:52 PM
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Thanks for the good laugh. :rofl:
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Sat Oct-01-05 05:37 PM
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27. A variation on that: "Can I measure you? I want to see if you |
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have enough skin to finish the man/woman suit I'm working on."
(A little "Silence of the Lambs" inspired line ...)
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Sat Oct-01-05 06:34 PM
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32. Hey how do you get quotation marks in your subject title? |
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My posts get screwed up when I try.
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Sat Oct-01-05 06:36 PM
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33. Mine did at one time too. I forgot about it and inadvertantly used them. |
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Not sure why though. PM/Email one of the Admins.
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Sat Oct-01-05 06:37 PM
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Edited on Sat Oct-01-05 06:37 PM by Mayberry Machiavelli
Whaddya know it worked.
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Sat Oct-01-05 06:38 PM
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Sat Oct-01-05 05:39 PM
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29. I sometimes lapse into strange catatonic trances. |
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I think I feel one coming on n......................
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Sat Oct-01-05 06:33 PM
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30. 'It's not you. It's me.' |
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Sat Oct-01-05 06:34 PM
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31. Yes, but not with you.... |
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