You ever have fun spoiling the ending for someone?

[JVS]

Once in school I had to switch English classes because of a scheduling error, and the story that the class was reading was "A Separate Peace" They were half done, so I took it home and read the whole thing and the next day I came into class and shouted "Finny dies!" My new classmates groaned as they realized that they now knew the ending to a story that was half done and boring anyway! It was great!

[jane_pippin]

1. First of all, good for you because that story sucks and deserves to be

ruined.

Second, no, but I do enjoy going into the cereal aisle at the store and picking out Lucky Charms in front of a kid who's begging for them but can't have them. Does that count?

[JVS]

2. only if you smile a lot and squeal in delightful anticipation of the...

deliciousness.

[jane_pippin]

3. Well sure, of course.

"oooh, I can't wait to get home and eat a bowl of only the marshmallows! Ooh, being a grown up is so FUN! I'm going to have whipped cream for lunch! Bwahahahahah!"

[JVS]

4. That's awesome. You should also taunt teenagers with tales of...

drunkeness and fornication. They'll be so jealous

[KyndCulture]

5. Yep, when I saw the movie Seven..

there were two college classmates waiting in line for the next show on opening night and me and my friends walked by and loudly said "THERE'S A HEAD IN THE BOX" and got various popcorn and straws thrown at us.