OH DEAR GOD, NO! Paris Hilton breaks off engagement! DEAR GOD, NO! GOD NO!

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

They'll always have Paris
Magazine: Paris Hilton breaks off engagement

Saturday, October 1, 2005; Posted: 11:44 a.m. EDT (15:44 GMT)

LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- Paris Hilton has ended her five-month engagement to a Greek shipping heir, a celebrity magazine reported.

The celebutante broke off wedding plans with Paris Latsis, according to a report posted Friday on Us Weekly's Web site.

"I'm sad to announce that I've called off my engagement," Hilton told the magazine.

"Over the last couple months I've realized that this is the right decision for me," Hilton said. "We remain best of friends, and I'll always love him," Hilton's statement added. "I hope people will respect my privacy during this emotional time."

http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/TV/10/01/parishilton.engagement.ap/index.html

[gmoney]

1. let's see if she respects her OWN privacy...

...a press release is such a private matter.

[GreenPartyVoter]

12. *lol*

[titoresque]

2. I'm sorry you're taking this so hard

but it's going to be alright :hug:

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

3. I can always depend on DU in a time of crisis...

...and somehow I know...I KNOW...our nation, and Paris, will heal.

:evilgrin:

:toast:

[titoresque]

4. No problem pal

if you need anything just let us know....we're in this together!
:grouphug:

[ronnykmarshall]

5. No! No! Noooooooooo!!!

Oh fuck. That means that bitch will show her ass again at the LA Pride parade for more fucking attention.

Shit!

I was hoping she'd get married and fade away!

[DS1]

6. I'll give her credit, at least she ~didn't~ get married

:-)

[terrya]

7. "I hope people will respect my privacy during this emotional time." ...

Bwhahahahahahahahahahaha!!

PUHLEASE. This woman is the ultimate media whore. When has her life ever been private?

[latebloomer]

8. All I can say is. . .

:nopity:

[SharonRB]

9. OMG

How did I miss this important breaking news? Thanks to DU I always find out the most important stuff going on in the world.

[Wapsie B]

10. God that means I've still got a chance!

:sarcasm:

But ya know she'll get hitched sometime, and spawn too, although not necesarily in that order.

[Inspired]

11. Oh the humanity!

Why do we even know who she is???

[latebloomer]

15. As my dear departed dad used to say--

"She's famous for being famous!"

[kwassa]

13. "We'll always have Paris" Bogart to Ingrid Bergman

[KamaAina]

14. Yes! It can still happen!

:sarcasm: :sarcasm: :sarcasm:

Even I'm not THAT desperate!

[Lone_Wolf_Moderate]

16. Okay, can someone please enlighten me as to why this woman

gets any press at all? I think People ranked her one of the most Intriguing People of Year last year. Barbara Walters did too. WHY!? Let mee see: She's rich, thin, and somewhat of a whore. Thousands of women do what does every day, and they don't get reality TV shows. I heard she got a star on the walk of fame. God, I hope they made that up.

OK. I'm done. I hate to rant, but there are real actresses doing real acting out there. There are real people doing real work, for real people. OK. I'm going to stop, before I get myself banned.

[CarbonDate]

21. What's that?

"She's rich, thin, and somewhat of a whore."

Well, when you put it that way....

[Pithlet]

17. At least she won't mind giving that huge diamond back

The one that was sooooo heavy, the poor thing.

[brainshrub]

18. Next to this, 9/11, the Iraqi War and Katrina where hiccups.

How will the Republic survive?

[Mojambo]

19. So what you're saying is I still have a chance to tap that.

Good to know, now all I need is a shiny nickle and a video camera!

[OldLeftieLawyer]

20. Oh, no. I can't take this. NO!!!!!!!!!!!

Jen and Brad's divorce is final tomorrow.

Dear God, how am I supposed to go on?

When will it end.

<sobbing>

[supernova]

22. "celebutante ?"

I suppose it was just a matter of time before somebody invented a word for her. *Sigh*

[ofrfxsk]

23. I...am...shattered

If those two kids can't make it, what are the odds for us peasants?!?!